Caritas, Saturday- Three Minute Dates

[fates_jaye]

Jaye was actually at work, and there early for once, which shocked the hell out of Tino. But see, she got to host tonight, and she was actually excited for it. She'd even brought popcorn to watch. Maybe someone could get slapped in three minutes and the slapper would end up in the pond. When people arrived, there was even a sign on the door.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES
Hosted by Jaye Tyler
Reject People! Speedily!

When everyone had gotten there, Jaye took the stage, mic in hand. "Hey there, so you should all know how this goes by now, as we've had way too many for you to be clueless. Unless you're new. In which case, ha ha, suckers. So, dating sucks, so we get you through the process really really quickly. Now you can find out within three minutes that the person you're talking to is not the one you want to spend even four minutes more with.

"Here's how it goes: I call your name, and someone else's. You get together. You talk for three minutes, get to know each other, and then you'll hear this," she said, pulling an airhorn from behind her back to sound it. "Then I'll call your name with someone else's and you switch. You'll hear this sound," she said, blowing the horn again just because she could, "five times total. Any ques- good. Enjoy!"


[Three minutes = ten comments, which means each person gets five comments in a thread. You don't have to do these chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself. Slowplay is totally fine omg.

Also wait for OCD becauase if you interrupt me I WILL come over there. Ready! Set! Go kill my inbox!]

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Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

He ... didn't date guys, and he was pretty sure Monsieur Beaubier did.

Tyler got another beer and decided to make the best of it. "Hi."

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

"Let me guess," Jean-Paul sighed theatrically. "You are straight, non?"

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

"Yeah," Tyler said, crossing his arms. "Sorry?"

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

"Eh, it is not your fault," Jean-Paul said with a shrug. "These things will happen." Always to him.

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

"The crack monkeys who put this together should at least pay attention to who likes boys and who likes girls," Tyler declared. "Not that I think Jaye is a crack monkey. Entirely."

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

"I suppose they have to work with what they are given," Jean-Paul said. "There does not seem to be a large gay population on the island, so."

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

"Fair point," Tyler acknowledged, and tipped his head to one side. "I'm ready for another drink, want me to get you one too so it's not a complete waste of three minutes?"

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

At least he was getting alcohol out of this. "You are too kind. I will have a beer, if you do not mind. Something Canadian."

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

"I think I can do that," Tyler smirked.

He managed to get Tino to realize that he wanted two Molson Canadians. It was a sophisticated form of flagging.

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

Mmmm delicious beer. "You are a good man," Jean-Paul told Tyler. "Even if you are straight. I will not hold it against you."

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[tyler_gone]

"I appreciate the compliment," Tyler told him. "Better luck next round?"

Re: Round 2: Jean-Paul Beaubier / Tyler Durden

[notanactualfairy]

Jean-Paul saluted him with his beer bottle. "And the same to you."