Caritas, Saturday- Three Minute Dates

[fates_jaye]

Jaye was actually at work, and there early for once, which shocked the hell out of Tino. But see, she got to host tonight, and she was actually excited for it. She'd even brought popcorn to watch. Maybe someone could get slapped in three minutes and the slapper would end up in the pond. When people arrived, there was even a sign on the door.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES
Hosted by Jaye Tyler
Reject People! Speedily!

When everyone had gotten there, Jaye took the stage, mic in hand. "Hey there, so you should all know how this goes by now, as we've had way too many for you to be clueless. Unless you're new. In which case, ha ha, suckers. So, dating sucks, so we get you through the process really really quickly. Now you can find out within three minutes that the person you're talking to is not the one you want to spend even four minutes more with.

"Here's how it goes: I call your name, and someone else's. You get together. You talk for three minutes, get to know each other, and then you'll hear this," she said, pulling an airhorn from behind her back to sound it. "Then I'll call your name with someone else's and you switch. You'll hear this sound," she said, blowing the horn again just because she could, "five times total. Any ques- good. Enjoy!"


[Three minutes = ten comments, which means each person gets five comments in a thread. You don't have to do these chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself. Slowplay is totally fine omg.

Also wait for OCD becauase if you interrupt me I WILL come over there. Ready! Set! Go kill my inbox!]

Comments

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"But Ino, couldn't you tell of the desire that burns in my soul for you?" Lana made her eyes as wide and innocent as possible.

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

"But Lucas!" she said, doing her best to sound martyred. "What of him? How could I think anything was for me?"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Sssh," Lana hissed. "Don't even mention his name! Couldn't you see it was all a sham to make you jealous?"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

Boy, was her face going to be red if the dates were covered in detail on radio tonight.

"I couldn't," she said, lowering her eyes. "I was too busy being jealous to notice that it was a sham."

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ino," Lana sighed. "But at last we have found each other and admitted our true feelings!"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

"At long last!" she agreed. "And now no other shall take you from me."

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"At least not as long as this blessed moment lasts," Lana said fervently.

At about which point the air horn went off.

"And now, it's over," she said with a grin. "And I go back to my boys only policy Sorry."

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

Ino just laughed. "Totally not offended, seriously."

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"So before I dash to my next date, how's the evening going for you?"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

Ino rolled her eyes. "I had Worf last round," Ino said, sounding resigned, but smiling. "I think someone is laughing at me. What about you?"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I had him first rund," Lana said, eye-rolling herself. "Then Bender. You are by far my best date. We'd better run though. Get together later and dish?"

Re: Round 3: Lana Lang / Yamanaka Ino

[intraspective]

"Definitely," Ino said, grinning. "I'll buy the first round of drinks even. Later, Lana!"