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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-08-15 09:05 pm

Caritas, Saturday- Three Minute Dates

Jaye was actually at work, and there early for once, which shocked the hell out of Tino. But see, she got to host tonight, and she was actually excited for it. She'd even brought popcorn to watch. Maybe someone could get slapped in three minutes and the slapper would end up in the pond. When people arrived, there was even a sign on the door.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES

Hosted by Jaye Tyler
Reject People! Speedily!


When everyone had gotten there, Jaye took the stage, mic in hand. "Hey there, so you should all know how this goes by now, as we've had way too many for you to be clueless. Unless you're new. In which case, ha ha, suckers. So, dating sucks, so we get you through the process really really quickly. Now you can find out within three minutes that the person you're talking to is not the one you want to spend even four minutes more with.

"Here's how it goes: I call your name, and someone else's. You get together. You talk for three minutes, get to know each other, and then you'll hear this," she said, pulling an airhorn from behind her back to sound it. "Then I'll call your name with someone else's and you switch. You'll hear this sound," she said, blowing the horn again just because she could, "five times total. Any ques- good. Enjoy!"


[Three minutes = ten comments, which means each person gets five comments in a thread. You don't have to do these chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself. Slowplay is totally fine omg.

Also wait for OCD becauase if you interrupt me I WILL come over there. Ready! Set! Go kill my inbox!]

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That got him a grin. "Word travels fast, huh?" she laughed. "It's those squirrels. Gossipy little fuckers."

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] mike-cannon.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Information like that can be very, very useful," said Mike.

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Never know when it's gonna come in handy," Faith smirked. "Was trying to get one here, for the bar. Guess I have to stick with private shows."

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] mike-cannon.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, how do I get invited to one of these private shows?" asked Mike.

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Faith grinned and leaned in closer. "Rumor has it, you just gotta buy the lady a drink."

Rumor was kinda full of shit, 'cause Faith wasn't a lady. Close enough.

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] mike-cannon.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I think that can definitely be arranged," said Mike with a grin. "What are you drinking?"

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Jack and Coke," she said, toasting the last of her drink to him. "Didn't catch your name. They said it, I just ... y'know. Suck with names."

Didn't pay attention, usually. Faith sucked with social niceties.

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] mike-cannon.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Mike Cannon," he said. "We're neighbors, actually. I live a couple floors up from you."

Re: Round 1: Faith Lehane / Mike Cannon

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Isn't that cozy?" Faith smirked. "Neighbors, getting along. Hanging out on a stripper pole. You should stop by some time. For coffee, or whatever."