In and Around the Woods, Sunday Afternoon

[fh_spareparts]

The shadows didn't want to budge. They liked it here, and they liked their toys, and maybe they would like to reach out, sometime, and bring in more...

Because the island would let them do that, wouldn't it?

It would be oh-so-cosy.

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Re: Find Your Friends

[talentforlying]

"Oh, not just politics." John pointed at the First. "Him? I got him to drink Holy Water."

"So fucking stupid he couldn't even taste the difference between vodka and water."

Re: Find Your Friends

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"Seriously?" Peter gave the First an incredulous look. "I can't even get drunk, I spent the last thousand years in Hell, and even I can tell the difference! What an idiot!"

And then, because none of the human languages he knew seemed quite up to the task, he resorted to demonic to call the guy...well, it didn't really translate.

He'd be so embarrassed if he ever got called on this.

Re: Find Your Friends

[talentforlying]

John barked out a laugh, because yes, Peter, he understood what you just said.

"And the other two didn't bother to check and make sure my soul wasn't already claimed when they made their deals," he continued, gesturing to the creatures. "Fucking rookie mistakes, ought not be allowed out of the Pit for it."

Re: Find Your Friends

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Of course he did. Peter still wasn't copping to it.

"I'm surprised they weren't torn apart for sheer stupidity. Actually, I'd be surprised if they ever managed to find their way out of a paper bag, let alone the Pit."

He turned to them. This was surprisingly therapeutic. "Seriously? An adolescent human knows better. You guys should've been replaced by a pair of teenagers! They'd be more scary!"

[This is awesome, but it's my bedtime. SP?]

Re: Find Your Friends

[talentforlying]

"Fuck, teenagers. Can you imagine if my library crew had all the powers of Hell at their fingers? The school would be in rubble every other month," John groaned. "And they probably would have been more creative in the torment department."

Nah, the Three had been plenty creative. But bitching made him feel better.

Re: Find Your Friends

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"Teenagers can be pretty scary," Peter agreed. "Demons...I mean, have you seen Pa-Bil-Sag? It's hard not to laugh."

It was harder not to throw up or scream, but Peter was getting the hang of this.