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Entry tags:
- !event: 3 minute dates,
- $caritas,
- alex cabot,
- alexander of daventry,
- ariel,
- ashley magnus,
- biff,
- bruce wayne,
- christian,
- chuck bartowski,
- dana scully,
- delphine angua von überwald,
- diana hansen,
- dru anderson,
- ellie bartowski,
- emma frost,
- faith lehane,
- faramir,
- george lass,
- ghanima atreides,
- gob bluth,
- harper finkle,
- jack sparrow,
- jacob black,
- jaina solo,
- jason todd,
- john sheppard,
- kitty pryde,
- kukaku shiba,
- kurt wagner,
- lindsay weir,
- loki,
- maladicta,
- nico di angelo,
- percy jackson,
- peter bishop,
- quinn fabray,
- shane gooseman,
- shunsui kyōraku,
- timothy drake,
- wesley wyndam-pryce,
- zatanna zatara
Three Minute Dates - Caritas - Saturday night [Post 1]
There was a sign posted at the front door:
G.O.B. Bluth Presents:
The Ninth Annual
Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.
GOB had somehow been able to count to nine despite not being around for the previous six Three Minute Dates, but he still didn't know what 'annual' really meant. But that wasn't important. The important thing was that at 6:00 precisely, the ligts went out and the Zombie Band started playing a familiar intro.
A burst of smoke hit the stage and the matchmaker named GOB stepped through it to make his grand entrance. A flick of each wrist and he was holding a deck of cards in each hand: all hearts. Except for a single four of clubs. GOB started moonwalking backwards, except he wasn't very good at it so it was more like walking backward with a limp. He clapped his hands together and from the cardsfell burst forth a dead live dove, which GOB picked up and threw off the stage toward the bar swooped over the audience and hit Tino after bouncing off the bar attacked Tino.
"WELCOME TO CARITAS!" GOB yelled to the crowd as the music continued. "WELCOME! TO THREE MINUTE DATES!" He turned around and pointed to the back of the stage where a too-large banner dropped, showing the top half of 'THREE MINUTE DATES' while the rest was still rolled up on the stage floor. "I am GOB, your Once and Future Matchmaker. Here are the rules: I call your name and the name of somebody else. You two get together and make goo goo eyes at each other for a few minutes, and then I make a fireball appear to let you know it's time for the next round."
Tino had checked the fireball launcher GOB kept in his sleeve. Twice. It was as safe as it could possibly be.
"After the roaring sound of magical fire, I'll call out some more names and we do it again until we've done it five times. And if you don't like any of your dates, let me know and we can do it five more times in my hotel room." GOB could be as subtle as a bar on fire, something which Tino really wanted to avoid. Now let's get on with this stuff." As GOB started to reach for his notecards with the round one pairings, a quick burst of flame shot across his chest. "Huh. Shot off a little early. But I won't, ladies." Very subtle.
[Post 1 | The Bar Before the Dates | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | OOC]
[Post 2 | Round 4 | Round 5 | OOC]
[Regular Caritas post]
[OOC: Three minutes = ten comments total, five per person. You don't need to do your threads chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself.
Epic OCD is beginning. For the love of god, please wait until I'm done. GO FORTH AND PLAY! If I made a blatant mistake, like skipping a character completely for a round or posting a pairing twice or accidentally making incest happen WHICH TOTALLY DID NOT NEARLY HAPPEN, AHEM, feel free to grab me on AIM or in the OOC thread and I'll make a quick fix. Remember, attacks on your dates will get you teleported elsewhere on the island.
Also remember that most playing should happen on Saturday, but if you need to finish a thread or two on Sunday, that's fine.
And, um, yes, this is Post 1 of 2. RECORD SETTING SIGN UPS CAUSED THIS!]
The Ninth Annual
Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.
GOB had somehow been able to count to nine despite not being around for the previous six Three Minute Dates, but he still didn't know what 'annual' really meant. But that wasn't important. The important thing was that at 6:00 precisely, the ligts went out and the Zombie Band started playing a familiar intro.
A burst of smoke hit the stage and the matchmaker named GOB stepped through it to make his grand entrance. A flick of each wrist and he was holding a deck of cards in each hand: all hearts. Except for a single four of clubs. GOB started moonwalking backwards, except he wasn't very good at it so it was more like walking backward with a limp. He clapped his hands together and from the cards
"WELCOME TO CARITAS!" GOB yelled to the crowd as the music continued. "WELCOME! TO THREE MINUTE DATES!" He turned around and pointed to the back of the stage where a too-large banner dropped, showing the top half of 'THREE MINUTE DATES' while the rest was still rolled up on the stage floor. "I am GOB, your Once and Future Matchmaker. Here are the rules: I call your name and the name of somebody else. You two get together and make goo goo eyes at each other for a few minutes, and then I make a fireball appear to let you know it's time for the next round."
Tino had checked the fireball launcher GOB kept in his sleeve. Twice. It was as safe as it could possibly be.
"After the roaring sound of magical fire, I'll call out some more names and we do it again until we've done it five times. And if you don't like any of your dates, let me know and we can do it five more times in my hotel room." GOB could be as subtle as a bar on fire, something which Tino really wanted to avoid. Now let's get on with this stuff." As GOB started to reach for his notecards with the round one pairings, a quick burst of flame shot across his chest. "Huh. Shot off a little early. But I won't, ladies." Very subtle.
[Post 1 | The Bar Before the Dates | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | OOC]
[Post 2 | Round 4 | Round 5 | OOC]
[Regular Caritas post]
[OOC: Three minutes = ten comments total, five per person. You don't need to do your threads chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself.
Also remember that most playing should happen on Saturday, but if you need to finish a thread or two on Sunday, that's fine.
And, um, yes, this is Post 1 of 2. RECORD SETTING SIGN UPS CAUSED THIS!]
The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]
GOB will not be appearing in this thread, so stick to modding Tino.
Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]
"...so, I'd guess you've been dead about five years? Maybe six?"
This was probably what motivated Tino to do something like sign her up for a date.
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Little did she realize that glaring at Tino was apparently a one-way ticket to being added to that stupid fucking list.
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So Harper was gulping down daiquiris to keep herself from panicking.
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"You signed me up for this didn't you? Get me another drink then. I'm going to need it."
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Before he even got to the bar, he was getting the sensation she might have left something out of purpose.
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Round 1 [6:00-6:03]
Round 1: Bruce Wayne / George Lass
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Round 1: Christian / Dana Scully
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Round 1: Chuck Bartowski / Princess Ariel
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Round 1: Cloud Strife / Kitty Pryde
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Round 1: Diana Hansen / Emma Frost
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Round 1: Dolf Wega / Jason Todd
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Round 1: Dru Anderson / Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
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Round 1: Ellie Bartowski / Faramir
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Round 1: Harper Finkle / Prince Alexander
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Round 1: Jacob Black / Zatanna Zatara
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Round 1: Jane Lane / Kurt Wagner
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Round 1: Lindsay Weir / Maladicta
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Round 1: Nico di Angelo / Tim Drake
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Round 1: Percy Jackson / Shane Gooseman
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Round 1: Peter Bishop / Quinn Fabray
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Round 1: Alex Cabot / Kukaku Shiba
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Round 1: Angua / John Watson
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Round 1: Ashley Magnus / Biff
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Round 1: Faith Lehane / Hubert J. Farnsworth
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Round 1: Ghanima Atreides / Loki
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Round 1: Jack Sparrow / Sherlock Holmes
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Round 1: Jaina Solo / Shunsui Kyoraku
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Round 1: Jane Smith / John Sheppard
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Round 2 [6:04-6:07]
Round 2: Bruce Wayne / Harper Finkle
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Round 2: Christian / Jane Lane
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Round 2: Chuck Bartowski / Quinn Fabray
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Round 2: Cloud Strife / Dana Scully
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Round 2: Diana Hansen / Maladicta
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Round 2: Dolf Wega / Nico di Angelo
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Round 2: Dru Anderson / Peter Bishop
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Round 2: Ellie Bartowski / Jason Todd
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Round 2: Emma Frost / Tim Drake
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Round 2: Faramir / George Lass
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Round 2: Jacob Black / Kitty Pryde
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Round 2: Kurt Wagner / Lindsay Weir
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Round 2: Percy Jackson / Zatanna Zatara
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Round 2: Prince Alexander / Shane Gooseman
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Round 2: Princess Ariel / Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
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Round 2: Alex Cabot / Jack Sparrow
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Round 2: Angua / Sherlock Holmes
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Round 2: Ashley Magnus / Hubert J. Farnsworth
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Round 2: Biff / Loki
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Round 2: Faith Lehane / Ghanima Atreides
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Round 2: Jaina Solo / John Sheppard
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Round 2: Jane Smith / Shunsui Kyoraku
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Round 2: John Watson / Kukaku Shiba
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Round 3 [6:08-6:11]
Round 3: Bruce Wayne / Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
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Round 3: Christian / Chuck Bartowski
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Round 3: Cloud Strife / Percy Jackson
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Round 3: Dana Scully / Princess Ariel
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Round 3: Diana Hansen / Kitty Pryde
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Round 3: Dolf Wega / Faramir
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Round 3: Dru Anderson / Quinn Fabray
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Round 3: Ellie Bartowski / Maladicta
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Round 3: Emma Frost / Jane Lane
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Round 3: George Lass / Zatanna Zatara
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Round 3: Harper Finkle / Lindsay Weir
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Round 3: Jacob Black / Prince Alexander
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Round 3: Jason Todd / Nico di Angelo
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Round 3: Kurt Wagner / Shane Gooseman
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Round 3: Peter Bishop / Tim Drake
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Round 3: Alex Cabot / Jane Smith
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Round 3: Angua / Ghanima Atreides
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Round 3: Ashley Magnus / Kukaku Shiba
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Round 3: Biff / Hubert J. Farnsworth
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Round 3: Faith Lehane / Jaina Solo
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Round 3: Jack Sparrow / Shunsui Kyoraku
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Round 3: John Sheppard / Loki
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Round 3: John Watson / Sherlock Holmes
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ANYWAY. HIT ME UP WITH COMMENTS/CONCERNS HERE. OR ELSE!
(The answer to "Or else what?" is "Or else IM me, I guess, or maybe e-mail. Or if you don't have any comments/concerns, don't do any of that, I suppose."
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