Our Lady Of Fandom - Saturday Evening

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer had spent that morning getting the church in order, and this evening he was there again. Right there, in the front, kneeling down and praying with his rosary in hand. He was praying that the Lord would forgive him for the lust and depravity that this town brought into his mind. It was just so hard to resist sometimes, and he needs his God's love and guidance to do so.

Not that his focus on his own troubles would stop him from helping anyone who came through the doors. He was there to serve. Whether it be to calm a troubled soul, ease a hurting heart, or perform a marriage ceremony or two.

It seemed Fandom was rather obsessed with marriages.



[Yep, open post for you all]

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Pray for your sins!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seriously. This town...

Re: Pray for your sins!

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

A mysteriously hood and cloaked (and tiara-ed, but that couldn't possibly be relevant) figure with a basket in his or her hands snuck close to the steps of the church, then left the basket behind and fled into the night.

Stupid baby was sooooo not her problem now.

Or his!

It could be anyone, okay!

Re: Pray for your sins!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

The very bad touching good father was locking up for the night when he found the basket on the steps. The baby was sleeping peacefully inside, and Seifer sighed when he realized what it was.

He was going to have to make a phone call to deal with this little... dilemma.

Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

He is glad to help. In any way.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke, was troubled.

He had a problem. A deep, visceral problem which made his heart pound in his ears and his breath catch, and all he needed in the entire world was absolution.

Was there absolution in the world for the likes of him?

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

There had better be, because a jawline that hot would have been a sin to hold a grudge against, God.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer paused, because he was pretty sure he knew this voice. "I am here for you. Confess your sins."

And he was not thinking about how hot the guy this poor soul reminded him of, was.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[furnaceface]

Jonothon bowed his head. He needed to. It helped him with the guilt. The guilt of so many sins. Of so many... vices.

"I have an addiction, Father," he said, after a moment taken to steel himself, to catch his breath and, with glistening eyes, come to terms with the horrible truth which he was about to confess. "For years I've battled with it, for years I've let it eat away at who I am, let it control my life. But now... Now, I realize that I must face it. I must become the man that I know I can be!"

His bottom lip trembled. But only a little.

He could be strong.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, addictions were difficult to deal with, but thank the good Lord that this man wanted to overcome his. Or at least he seemed too want to do so. Things often changed quickly when withdrawal set in.

"I am glad that you feel this way, dear man. Let me help you on the path of recovery. Tell me of your addiction and sins so we may absolve you of them."

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"SEIFER!" Squall's voice rung through the church. He sounded drunk, but it was only the heartache and pain that made him sound that way, because he hadn't been able to find a drink. OH, the heartache and pain. He clutched in one hand, like a magic talisman, the royal birth certificate proclaiming him to be the long-lost Squallington Whitney Horace Aloysius Thaddeus Eustace Vivian Ewain Raphael Loire, crown prince of Esthar.

"SEIFER!!! Before you go any farther with this tragic farce, I just want you to know you've rejected ROYALTY!!! That's right, I'm a prince, baby!"

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

It felt like a knife had been shoved straight through Seifer's very heart, and he looked to the ceiling, praying to God for the strength to deal with his former lover, even as a silent tear tracked its way down his cheek.

"Tragic farce? There is nothing either tragic or a farce about the path I have taken, Squall," Seifer gritted out as he wiped away that jezebel tear. He turned to stare at the man behind him. "I am a man of God, I have taken my vows and been accepted by my Lord and he loves me, unlike some people."

The royalty thing finally kicked in, and Seifer's eyes widened for a brief moment before he turned away, waving a hand in dismissal. "Whatever."

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Whatever?!? After all we meant to each other, all we've been through, you're just going to say 'WHATEVER'?!?!" Squall stomped his foot angrily. "I'm a prince now, and this proves it!!! If you come back to me, you'll be queen someday! Isn't that better, more important than your vows? Or your love?!"

Wedding! Borgia (etc) / Wayne!

[holy-daughter.livejournal.com]

Lucrezia Borgia Sforza Wayne Lannister della Rovere possibly-Luthor was excited. Weddings always thrilled her, especially her own. She and Bruce had reunited (http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6057412.html?thread=231678660#t231678660), and had pledged to start over. This time, it would be different. This time, they would love, and trust, and grow together, not apart.

This time, they wouldn't tell anyone, and she'd poison him properly.

"Father?" Lucrezia cried out, entering the church in an exquisite gown of white and gold. She always had beautiful wedding gowns. "This wonderful man and I wish to be married."

Technically, they wished to be re-married. They might even still be married, legally. And they had both married other people in the interim, and not necessarily divorced or killed off all of them.

These were boring technicalities. It was a wedding!!!

Re: Wedding! Borgia (etc) / Wayne!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

"Secretly," Bruce added. "That part is crucial."

Re: Wedding! Borgia (etc) / Wayne!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

The good father didn't even raise an eyebrow at the two before him. Really, did they truly think it would stay secret here.

"We can certainly get you both married today, good people. We just need a witness..."

Or a really good bribe. "For official purposes, you know."

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

"Father. I need your help." Scully looked soulful and sad and lost and bewildered and very Catholic. See! Cross!

Wow, that priest was cute.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer looked up at the pretty, very pretty redhead who walked in. "Yes, my dear. How can I help you?"

Don't mind if his robes are a little rumpled. It's been a long, long day.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

"Either my husband is a horrible cheating liar--" Scully inhaled dramatically. "Or I'm having a Virgin Birth. Without being a Virgin. Maybe just an Immaculate Conception? I am a doctor."

Or both!

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[glacial_queen]

"Father!"

A young, beautiful woman, clearly frightened by the way she was trembling and staring out over her shoulder, dashed into the church, the remains of a nun's habit in tatters around her.

"Sanctuary, Father, sanctuary!" she gasped, throwing herself at his feet. "Please, I beg you, sir! Sanctuary!"

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seriously. God was either testing him or giving him a reward. A half-dressed nun begging for his help.

He was going to have to double up his prayers tonight. And at this rate, he wouldn't be going to bed. At least not to sleep.

"Sister, my dear sister. Of course you may have sanctuary. What has happened to you?"

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[glacial_queen]

Karla stayed where she was, clinging to his...robe. Or pants. Or whatever he was wearing. "I...I...I am Sister Karla--I have no last name, I was abandoned at the nunnery as a wee infant, with no more clue to my identity than this."

She pulled out a large diamond ring on a chain out from under her shirt to show Seifer. The camera panned in on it, catching the light sparkling from every facet. This diamond might somehow be...important.

"The nuns raised me to be a pious daughter of the church, even though I have always longed to be free--yearned for something more. And...perhaps...this is why..." She turned away, tears in her eyes. "Perhaps this is my punishment for wishing for a life outside the nunnery's hallowed halls."

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[angelo_wings]

Wrigley's was lost, and wandering. The writers had no idea how to have her learn anything useful, so they led her to the church entirely by accident. Obviously, she was very religious.

"Father?" she called out, upon entering the church. She hadn't seen him yet. Which was good ... especially since the musical cue hinted that something dramatic was going to happen.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Yes, my..." Seifer stopped cold when he saw who was in the door.

"Rinoa? Where have you been? I have been so worried about you."

Yep. Worried. Worried she would show up at the wrong time.

Re: Speak with Father Seifer

[angelo_wings]

"... Father?" she faltered, looking at his face. His ... face? There was something achingly familiar about it.

No. No! It was one of the faces from her vague flashback! Maybe? Was it?

Whoever it was, this person seemed to know her! That should have been a relief, but somehow, instead, it inspired panic.

"Who are you?!" she demanded. "What do you want with me???"

OOC

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

...I'm going to hell. And I don't even get a handbasket.

Re: OOC

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

ALSO!

IF you decide to do the wedding thing (and on this weekend, they will) put it in 'Talk To Seifer' and put WEDDING in the subject. :D