Caritas, Wednesday evening

[solo_sword]

Jaina still wasn't exactly sure why she had this job, except it got the owner to shut up. And upon finding out there was going to be a wedding reception here (and hey, didn't she meet Deadpool? she had no idea he was married), she really wasn't happy. Regardless, she set up the best she could, considering she'd never seen what a party here was supposed to look like.

She was trying to think of it in terms like "If this doesn't turn me to the dark side, I'm doing pretty good."


[Up omg early for party.]

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Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT? HE WANTS TO WHIP ME!" He stuck his tongue out at Fraser. Damn mask. "CONSTABLE FRASER IS INTO SOME KINKY STUFF!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL IS THE TACKIEST SHOW EVER!" He didn't even know what that show was. He'd just heard it on the radio.

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...well he had him there. But it was a fun tacky.

"THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE ARE A RELIC AND ARE INEFFECTIVE AS A POLICE FORCE IN MODERN TIMES!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser audibly gasped.

"WADE WILSON LIKES CELINE DION!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool gave him a horrified look. "CONSTABLE FRASER PETITIONED THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT TO MAKE CELINE DION'S IMAGE INTO THE NEW CURRENCY OF CANADA!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser looked like he'd been slapped.

"WADE WILSON SLEPT WITH CELINE DION. ON PURPOSE!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That was uncalled for.

"CONSTABLE FRASER HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT AGAINST HIM FOR TRYING TO SLEEP WITH CELINE DION AND EVEN SHE WAS TOO REPULSED BY HIM."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser narrowed his eyes. Stupid sanctuary spell.

"WADE WILSON LOVES...YANNI."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That? That was a gasp of horror.

"CONSTABLE FRASER WENT TO EVERY BACKSTREET BOYS CONCERT IN CANADA."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"WADE WILSON SLEPT WITH KENNY G!" Again, Fraser has no idea who it is but he'd read the name somewhere.

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"CONSTABLE FRASER HAS NAUGHTY DREAMS ABOUT MARGRET THATCHER!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"WADE WILSON IS MARGARET THATCHER!"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool paused. "You have naughty dreams about me?"

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser actually had to cough to clear his throat since he'd been screaming for the last several minutes.

"No!" He shook his head. "No. I don't dream about you period."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Admit it, I haunt your dreams."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"You're plenty frightening enough to haunt me but you don't," Fraser said. "My dreams are peaceful."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I get it," Deadpool replied with a smug grin. "Now that I'm unattainable, you can't stop thinking about me."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"I think your large hips are causing delusions," Fraser said.

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You're awfully focused on my ass."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"You're awfully obsessed with me being obsessed with you."

What?

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That was almost logic there.

"Well maybe if you stop obsessing over me..."

Re: Greet the newlyweds!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"Maybe if you stop with the delusion that I'm obsessing over you," he retorted.