throughaphase: (lip bite)
Kitty Pryde-Barton ([personal profile] throughaphase) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2025-02-14 09:42 pm

Three Minute Dates- Caritas- Saturday until 8:15 pm

When Kitty got married, she'd said she was hyphenating her last name because aside from "Pryde" being a great name, "Kitty Barton" sounded like a madam at an Old West brothel.

Anyway.

WELCOME TO
THREE MINUTE DATES


A couple minutes before 8:00, Kitty interrupted the zombie-played version of "Pony" to take the stage. You're welcome.

"Hello and welcome to Three Minute Dates! Thank you all for coming, whether you're here by accident, here on very purpose, or dragged here by Tino. I know there are other things you could all be doing." Ahem. "Here are the rules: every three minutes you will get paired up on a date with someone. When the gong sounds, it's on to the next date. It's fifteen minutes of your life, and then afterwards if you want to hang out, make friends, have one of Tino's horrifyingly on theme drinks, feel free. I just ask that you please don't have sex in the bathrooms."

She could not stop you from having sex in the bathrooms.

"Have fun! But not too much. Till later. At home."


[The bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC | Regular bar post]
x_wondrous_x: (explaining sun darts)

Re: Round four: Lydia Bennet / Stewart

[personal profile] x_wondrous_x 2025-02-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Of all his various different forms of movement that could take him from one table to the next, Stewart had considered doing the worm, but, thankfully, Lydia, you were just being treated to a sort of pop-and-lock mime routine of Stewart all but pulling himself over as if by invisible rope.

His chances of the pair he was hoping for were dismissing rapidly, so his mood was souring just as quickly, but he considered Lydia like he might be willing to give her half a chance.

"Well, then," he stated, with a gesturing sweep of his hand, "here we are, the penultimate round in this...faltering farce of facsimile and forced friendliness."
mustbeawitch: (dubious)

Re: Round four: Lydia Bennet / Stewart

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2025-02-15 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did you work hard on that?" Lydia asked him. "I think it's quite fun. We could all do with more friends." Or...whatever people might be getting up to in the bathrooms. Lydia didn't like to think of it.