Three Minute Dates- Caritas- Saturday until 8:15 pm

[throughaphase]

When Kitty got married, she'd said she was hyphenating her last name because aside from "Pryde" being a great name, "Kitty Barton" sounded like a madam at an Old West brothel.

Anyway.

WELCOME TO
THREE MINUTE DATES

A couple minutes before 8:00, Kitty interrupted the zombie-played version of "Pony" to take the stage. You're welcome.

"Hello and welcome to Three Minute Dates! Thank you all for coming, whether you're here by accident, here on very purpose, or dragged here by Tino. I know there are other things you could all be doing." Ahem. "Here are the rules: every three minutes you will get paired up on a date with someone. When the gong sounds, it's on to the next date. It's fifteen minutes of your life, and then afterwards if you want to hang out, make friends, have one of Tino's horrifyingly on theme drinks, feel free. I just ask that you please don't have sex in the bathrooms."

She could not stop you from having sex in the bathrooms.

"Have fun! But not too much. Till later. At home."


[The bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC | Regular bar post]

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Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[two_idiots_one_body]

"Arthur. No, but I haven't been around for a while," Arthur said. "Nice to meet you. What is it you're looking for from these dates?"

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[napking]

"Uh, laid," Gray admitted. "I'm looking to get laid. But I already talked to Eric, so that looks like it might be taken care of." In case Arthur needed to be assured no one was going to check his eunuch status tonight. "And you?"

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[two_idiots_one_body]

"Oh. Okay, then."

Arthur shrugged. "I'm not entirely sure. Being laid wouldn't be bad, but I'm not in the habit of sleeping with people I've just met." Occasionally, sure, but not as a habit. "I suppose I thought it would be a good way to get reacquainted with the island."

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[napking]

"No? You should try it sometime," Gray told him. "It's fun! And you picked a heck of a week to not do it...so you were away for a while? Where'd you go? Home?" he guessed.

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[two_idiots_one_body]

"Oh, I have tried it on occasion," Arthur assured him. "I just don't generally set out for it. I've been in Navaan's world, with her and Beaker. That's why we're back here - she adores this week, apparently."

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[napking]

"You've been living where Navaan is from?" Gray asked. "That's...how's that?" Even as someone who had once taken Navaan's very bad advice and now could not shake his eunuch-obsessed reputation, he could not even imagine.

Re: Round four: Arthur Lester / Gray

[two_idiots_one_body]

"It's very...Navaan," Arthur said. "Sometimes she seems almost normal."

Sometimes.