throughaphase: (lip bite)
Kitty Pryde-Barton ([personal profile] throughaphase) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2025-02-14 09:42 pm

Three Minute Dates- Caritas- Saturday until 8:15 pm

When Kitty got married, she'd said she was hyphenating her last name because aside from "Pryde" being a great name, "Kitty Barton" sounded like a madam at an Old West brothel.

Anyway.

WELCOME TO
THREE MINUTE DATES


A couple minutes before 8:00, Kitty interrupted the zombie-played version of "Pony" to take the stage. You're welcome.

"Hello and welcome to Three Minute Dates! Thank you all for coming, whether you're here by accident, here on very purpose, or dragged here by Tino. I know there are other things you could all be doing." Ahem. "Here are the rules: every three minutes you will get paired up on a date with someone. When the gong sounds, it's on to the next date. It's fifteen minutes of your life, and then afterwards if you want to hang out, make friends, have one of Tino's horrifyingly on theme drinks, feel free. I just ask that you please don't have sex in the bathrooms."

She could not stop you from having sex in the bathrooms.

"Have fun! But not too much. Till later. At home."


[The bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC | Regular bar post]
mustbeawitch: (smiling and nervous)

Re: Round one: Harley Quinn / Lydia Bennet

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2025-02-15 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No, given the notes Lydia had had for radio she supposed Harley wouldn't be one for gentlemen, would she? But Lydia was trying to put that out of her mind for the night. The pollen made them all do strange things, after all.

"If someone were to kick you in the face, that would disqualify them as a gentleman!" she assured Harley. "And I should think you should kick them right back!"
totalwildcard: (neu: 039)

Re: Round one: Harley Quinn / Lydia Bennet

[personal profile] totalwildcard 2025-02-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It was definitely something Harley could've been persuaded to do without any outside interference too, sorry, Lydia.

(Probably a part of why the aftermath hurt so much, too.)

"Well that last part's obvious --" And she'd definitely done much worse for less! "-- but like I said, I wouldn't know about that first bit."
mustbeawitch: (Default)

Re: Round one: Harley Quinn / Lydia Bennet

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2025-02-15 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I shall hope you shall become acquainted with some proper gentlemen in the future, to remedy that lack of knowledge," Lydia said. "Ones who won't...kick you in the face." Goodness. "Oh, is that the gong?" These things went so quickly!
totalwildcard: (pos: 113)

Re: Round one: Harley Quinn / Lydia Bennet

[personal profile] totalwildcard 2025-02-15 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
And by the end of the next four rounds, Harley was going to decree this her best date of the night! Fancy that.

But in the here and now... Harley raised her hand into a cheery enough little wave. "Indeed it is! So... See ya!"