Three Minute Dates- Caritas- Saturday until 8:15 pm

[throughaphase]

When Kitty got married, she'd said she was hyphenating her last name because aside from "Pryde" being a great name, "Kitty Barton" sounded like a madam at an Old West brothel.

Anyway.

WELCOME TO
THREE MINUTE DATES

A couple minutes before 8:00, Kitty interrupted the zombie-played version of "Pony" to take the stage. You're welcome.

"Hello and welcome to Three Minute Dates! Thank you all for coming, whether you're here by accident, here on very purpose, or dragged here by Tino. I know there are other things you could all be doing." Ahem. "Here are the rules: every three minutes you will get paired up on a date with someone. When the gong sounds, it's on to the next date. It's fifteen minutes of your life, and then afterwards if you want to hang out, make friends, have one of Tino's horrifyingly on theme drinks, feel free. I just ask that you please don't have sex in the bathrooms."

She could not stop you from having sex in the bathrooms.

"Have fun! But not too much. Till later. At home."


[The bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC | Regular bar post]

Comments

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[joan_of_bark]

"... Dating," Pam said. Now she was wondering if she should sit down, just to stop looking like an idiot.

Probably a good call, actually, yes. She sat down.

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[totalwildcard]

"What the fuck for?" Harley demanded. "It's not like you want anything."

At least... That was the most charitable-to-Harley interpretation Harley had cooked up the previous day's incident.

(Because if it wasn't that, then it was her, and she was so, so tired of it being her.)

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[joan_of_bark]

"Of course I want things."

Now Pam just sounded tired.

(I want you. Or at least, someone your size and shape, with your voice, just different hair and different tattoos and more time, and I left her crying and alone in Gotham--)

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[totalwildcard]

Now Harley did turn the full power of her glare right at Pam.

Didn't say anything: would probably have been difficult with how hard she was clearly grinding her teeth together. It looked like a dare. Come on, hurt me more.

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[joan_of_bark]

"What do you want from me, Harley?" Pam asked. Still exhausted. Moreso, now. "I don't have any impulse control around you. I know that."

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[totalwildcard]

The tension in the lower half of Harley's face could apparently still let an affronted noise through.

And once that broke the dam... "Seemed pretty in control to me!" she squawked. "What the ever-loving shit are you saying, no impulse control?! Seemed to work just fine."

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[joan_of_bark]

"If I had any impulse control, I wouldn't have kissed you in th--"

What a time for a buzzer to go off.

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[totalwildcard]

Hey, at least it drowned some of Harley's extremely loud burst of, "But you did!!"

In fact, it fully drowned out whatever she actually said after that.

Oh well.

Re: Round four: Harley Quinn / Pamela Isley

[joan_of_bark]

"I'm just going to go," said the coward.

And she did.