Dite's Decadent Delights, Wednesday
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 12:06 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
The goddess of love had gone commando.
. . . Okay, not really, but as she reached for the door to the store, she was wearing a head band and holding a fully armed water gun, filled with a mild love potion to stun the first gremlin she saw.
There was no movement, but her shoulders sagged as she took in the scene. It looked like someone had thrown a party in the store, with take out from Ching Tai. Styrofoam containers littered the floor, along with little cardboard boxes, some still dripping with the sauce from whatever food they'd held.
But the mess wasn't the worst. The worst came when she stepped further into the store and found the artwork. On the wall under the wide open vent was a sculpture made from noodles. It actually was quite artfully done, 'Dite reflected, showing the image of a woman. A tall woman. A tall, blond woman. A tall, blonde woman engaged in . . .
"You perverts!!"
Hearing snickers from the vent, she brought the water gun up and fired.
'Dite's Decadent Delights is open.
(ooc: Fourth day of the war. Again, anyone visiting should watch for flying objects and expect to get hit with . . . something. The inspiration for the noodle artwork came from
thismaskiwear, with thanks. Battle will end either today or tomorrow. No OCD and totally open for anything.)
. . . Okay, not really, but as she reached for the door to the store, she was wearing a head band and holding a fully armed water gun, filled with a mild love potion to stun the first gremlin she saw.
There was no movement, but her shoulders sagged as she took in the scene. It looked like someone had thrown a party in the store, with take out from Ching Tai. Styrofoam containers littered the floor, along with little cardboard boxes, some still dripping with the sauce from whatever food they'd held.
But the mess wasn't the worst. The worst came when she stepped further into the store and found the artwork. On the wall under the wide open vent was a sculpture made from noodles. It actually was quite artfully done, 'Dite reflected, showing the image of a woman. A tall woman. A tall, blond woman. A tall, blonde woman engaged in . . .
"You perverts!!"
Hearing snickers from the vent, she brought the water gun up and fired.
'Dite's Decadent Delights is open.
(ooc: Fourth day of the war. Again, anyone visiting should watch for flying objects and expect to get hit with . . . something. The inspiration for the noodle artwork came from
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