Well, that had gone spectacularly poorly.
Once the last of the
miscreants had found their way off the ship, Zinyak ordered it to retreat to orbit. It did so slowly, smoking in various places, a few fighters limping back in after the beating they'd received. (They were lucky, Zinyak supposed, that he hadn't actually sent out his fleet.) Over half his staff was at present injured, dead, or otherwise incapacitated, and Simulation 45y would have to be salvaged for spare code.
"I suppose we were overly optimistic," he sighed. "We'll have to choose an easier target." He turned towards his second in command. "Plot a course for the White House. And someone please put out this fire. I would like to sit on my throne again."
On its way up, the ship made one final, terrifying noise. Something broke loose from the bottom and plummeted back down to Fandom itself. Only then did it finally break loose of Earth's atmosphere in full.
Down below, in the park, a large chunk of ship hit an empty stretch of grass. It was a chunk of floor, divided up into rectangles that flashed in various colors according to a strange rhythm.
A second chunk of debris came down and hit the ground hard beside it. It let out a burst of static.
And then, at top volume, "
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT--".
It made as much sense as anything, really.
[[ thus endeth the BDE! Thank you very much, everyone who participated! Now come out and dance, if you want. ]]