Luke's, Monday
Monday, July 25th, 2016 12:48 pmEliot was being even more laconic and surly today than usual. He'd just portalled back to the island from a dentist appointment in Baltimore, and his entire lower lip was numb. He could growl pretty much normally, but his snarls were lopsided, and he kept nearly biting the damn thing every time he tried to actually speak, so his plan was to hide out in his office for a few hours until the novacane finally wore off.
Naturally, his staff was not being very cooperative with this plan.
"Hey boss. Whaddaya say to a whole fondue theme today?"
Growl.
"Oh man, yeah, that's the noise my stomach makes just thinking about it, too. See, guys? I told you he'd be into it!"
Growl, snarl, slam slam stomp growl thud.
"Okay, okay, geez, it was just a joke, boss. No need to get violent."
Rumble.
Today's specials
Grilled cheese with bacon and tomato
Aged cheddar hash browns
Cheesecake
ROAR.
Luke's was open.
Naturally, his staff was not being very cooperative with this plan.
"Hey boss. Whaddaya say to a whole fondue theme today?"
Growl.
"Oh man, yeah, that's the noise my stomach makes just thinking about it, too. See, guys? I told you he'd be into it!"
Growl, snarl, slam slam stomp growl thud.
"Okay, okay, geez, it was just a joke, boss. No need to get violent."
Rumble.
Grilled cheese with bacon and tomato
Aged cheddar hash browns
Cheesecake
ROAR.
Luke's was open.