Furnado Animal Shelter, Thursday

[justwantedfriends]

Kira had a chicken on her shoulder as soon as she came in today. She didn't exactly put him there, he just started squawking when she picked him up, and didn't stop until he was on her shoulder. She was sure that the messier of her duties would be too much - who wanted to ride on someone cleaning litter boxes? - but he stayed there, quietly clucking away, all the way until she got back to the front of the store.

"Okay, you can stay there, just don't peck at my hair," she said. Hopefully, no customers would question her too much.

[Open!]

Fandom High Counseling, Thursday

[sharp_man]

Honestly, Hannibal understood that some people had family issues, but they needed to understand that there was only so much he could do.

"I understand, Mr. Pearson. And how long has your son been an octopus?"

The octopus squirted an annoyed stream of water in his father's face.



The doctor was in! And considering sushi for dinner.

Demon Marcus, Thursday

[boneyard_girl]

Sure, Ada had gone home for a few days just a couple of weeks ago. But without classes to keep her entertained, she was getting... twitchy. Really, really twitchy, and claustrophobic, like the walls were closing in on her.

She'd gotten...better. About walls. Than she had been when she first got here. But Ada had never coped well with 1) boredom or 2) changes she couldn't control (like graduating. aging.) or 3) rainy weather, and it was a thunderstorm day. All that combined? Well, she was practically climbing the walls. When she wasn't contemplating hitting them with something to make herself feel better.

Demon Marcus was open, and the mermaid was... currently trying on cute clubbing clothes to try and distract herself from the itch under her skin and the headache that was brewing along with the storms.

Turtle & Canary; Thursday [05/25].

[merchant_of_miracles]

The "unicorns" were out of their pen by the register today, and it was no accident. Apu, that son of a Nahasapeemapetilon, had tried putting...all that is glorious in the heavens above, could he even say it?...he had been putting sa...sal....SALE signs up around the store! What fresh heck is this?" the Merchant declared upon this startling discovery, hand over his heart, which clearly couldn't handle the concept of someone not paying full price for something. So he let the unicorns sniff out the tags and then set them loose about the store, encouraging them to eat them all up, hopefully never to be seen again...until he made Apu clean up their pen later.

"Sales!" the Merchant shook his head, getting comfortable behind the register. "What's next? Loyalty cards? BOGOs? Free samples??"

Oh, the horror.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Cheapskate Cherry
Penny-Pinching Purple
Red

~Now Under New Management~

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