Turtle & Canary; Monday [06/13].
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Maybe Summer was just feeling a little bit cranky because all the efforts with the Chocobro Situation were turning up bust, despite all the progress it felt like they'd made over the last week, but she was really starting to get annoyed with Apu following her around the store while she was doing her inventory checks, just so he could tell her all about softball.
Finally, at some point, about halfway through the process, in the middle of the hardware aisle, something snapped and she turned on him.
"Apu!" she said. "I am a bisexual white girl from the suburbs. I know about softball, okay?"
He just sort of looked at her for a moment and then started to say something about how those kinds of stereotypes surrounding the sport--
"Ohmygod," Summer lifted her hands. In surrender? To strangle him? The world may never know. "Just...go make a display or something! Please!"
And that was how a giant pyramid of softballs came to all but block the Squishy machine. Proceed with caution. It looked....tentative as best.
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Peanuts
Cracker Jack
Red
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Finally, at some point, about halfway through the process, in the middle of the hardware aisle, something snapped and she turned on him.
"Apu!" she said. "I am a bisexual white girl from the suburbs. I know about softball, okay?"
He just sort of looked at her for a moment and then started to say something about how those kinds of stereotypes surrounding the sport--
"Ohmygod," Summer lifted her hands. In surrender? To strangle him? The world may never know. "Just...go make a display or something! Please!"
And that was how a giant pyramid of softballs came to all but block the Squishy machine. Proceed with caution. It looked....tentative as best.
Peanuts
Cracker Jack
Red
Turtle & Canary is open!