Infinite Consortium, Monday
Monday, September 30th, 2024 12:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Oh look! Liliana had decided to actually work today!
Well. Sort of.
Okay, so Liliana had sneezed several times after opening up this week's shipment and had declared that the store was in need of some sweeping and dusting and had pushed a pushbroom and some rags into the armor's gauntlets to take care of it.
"What?" she scoffed. "Do you think I'm going to clean? Don't be ridiculous."
The armor groaned at her.
"Several reasons, actually," she replied. "First, I have other things to attend to--"
The armor groaned again.
"Don't interrupt me. And...I'm going over the books." This groan sounded decidedly skeptical. "Yes, I do. Just...sporadically. Anyway, the second reason you're going to clean up is because you are also vulnerable to the chair."
The chair shuffled into the aisle, hopeful.
"No one is talking to you." Liliana didn't even turn to look at the chair, she was continuing to glare at the armor. The chair sulked back to where it had been before, just a completely normal armchair. "And the final reason - the only one I really even need - is because I told you to. You're a ghost haunting armor. I'm a necromancer. If you'd like, I can show you how that math works out. Consider it a little warmup before I tackle that bookkeeping."
The armor very quickly began sweeping.
Liliana watched it with narrowed eyes before returning to the counter in a swirl of skirts to take out the accounting books...and then ignore them entirely in favor of filing her nails.
The armor was cleaning, the chair was pouting, and the proprietress was debating between shades of nail polish.
Well. Sort of.
Okay, so Liliana had sneezed several times after opening up this week's shipment and had declared that the store was in need of some sweeping and dusting and had pushed a pushbroom and some rags into the armor's gauntlets to take care of it.
"What?" she scoffed. "Do you think I'm going to clean? Don't be ridiculous."
The armor groaned at her.
"Several reasons, actually," she replied. "First, I have other things to attend to--"
The armor groaned again.
"Don't interrupt me. And...I'm going over the books." This groan sounded decidedly skeptical. "Yes, I do. Just...sporadically. Anyway, the second reason you're going to clean up is because you are also vulnerable to the chair."
The chair shuffled into the aisle, hopeful.
"No one is talking to you." Liliana didn't even turn to look at the chair, she was continuing to glare at the armor. The chair sulked back to where it had been before, just a completely normal armchair. "And the final reason - the only one I really even need - is because I told you to. You're a ghost haunting armor. I'm a necromancer. If you'd like, I can show you how that math works out. Consider it a little warmup before I tackle that bookkeeping."
The armor very quickly began sweeping.
Liliana watched it with narrowed eyes before returning to the counter in a swirl of skirts to take out the accounting books...and then ignore them entirely in favor of filing her nails.
The armor was cleaning, the chair was pouting, and the proprietress was debating between shades of nail polish.