Infinite Consortium, Monday
Monday, October 14th, 2024 05:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The box was giggling at her.
Liliana glared at the giant delivery box still waiting to be opened. She didn't much approve of giggling in general, even if she randomly fell prey to it herself, but she definitely didn't approve of random deliveries giggling before she'd even opened the damn lid.
"Hello?" she called, tapping on the side of the box.
Another giggle. And then "Ma-ma!"
"Absolutely not," Liliana declared. Her comfort with this entire charade was downgrading rapidly. On the plus side, it sounded like whatever this thing turned out to be, it was an artifact creature, not simply an artifact. While black mana could do practically nothing against pure artifacts, artifact creatures could be killed like any other.
"Ma-ma!" whatever was in the box called again. With another one of those giggles. It was a high-pitched and piercing noise, more like an...an upside down scream? That didn't even make sense, except for how it perfectly did. "Ma-ma!"
Liliana decided that no matter what it was that was in the box, she was just going to hit it with a death spell and call it good. No one could be said she wasn't sometimes even perhaps overly indulgent. The ambush chair that tried to eat her employees. The creepy clockwork creatures she'd let Dean deal with. Even those odd rock-paper-scissors creatures from a few weeks ago had been given the run of the store until nature had taken its course. But there were some things that even she refused to countenance. And she had decided, sight unseen, that whatever was in the box was one of those things she was going to refused.
( And wouldn't you know it, her decision was completely vindicated )
"Eat to Extinction."
One moment the monstrous giggling thing was bringing its leg down to skewer her, the next it was gone, exiled from this plane by her command. Liliana stood, panting, aware that she needed to bind her wounds but far more concerned with one more very important question.
"What the fuck was that?!"
Liliana glared at the giant delivery box still waiting to be opened. She didn't much approve of giggling in general, even if she randomly fell prey to it herself, but she definitely didn't approve of random deliveries giggling before she'd even opened the damn lid.
"Hello?" she called, tapping on the side of the box.
Another giggle. And then "Ma-ma!"
"Absolutely not," Liliana declared. Her comfort with this entire charade was downgrading rapidly. On the plus side, it sounded like whatever this thing turned out to be, it was an artifact creature, not simply an artifact. While black mana could do practically nothing against pure artifacts, artifact creatures could be killed like any other.
"Ma-ma!" whatever was in the box called again. With another one of those giggles. It was a high-pitched and piercing noise, more like an...an upside down scream? That didn't even make sense, except for how it perfectly did. "Ma-ma!"
Liliana decided that no matter what it was that was in the box, she was just going to hit it with a death spell and call it good. No one could be said she wasn't sometimes even perhaps overly indulgent. The ambush chair that tried to eat her employees. The creepy clockwork creatures she'd let Dean deal with. Even those odd rock-paper-scissors creatures from a few weeks ago had been given the run of the store until nature had taken its course. But there were some things that even she refused to countenance. And she had decided, sight unseen, that whatever was in the box was one of those things she was going to refused.
( And wouldn't you know it, her decision was completely vindicated )
"Eat to Extinction."
One moment the monstrous giggling thing was bringing its leg down to skewer her, the next it was gone, exiled from this plane by her command. Liliana stood, panting, aware that she needed to bind her wounds but far more concerned with one more very important question.
"What the fuck was that?!"