bluth-illusions.livejournal.comThe zombies were somewhat falling apart. The bar wasn't stocked. And for some reason, GOB couldn't find his shirt. Don't ask.
Tino finally walked in, done with his Book Fair duties, and GOB stared him down. "Where were you? What, were you working the day shift at another karaoke bar? Do you know how many people you hurt with this? Our guitarist has no fingers. He's crying, Tino. Look at him. He's crying. Our drummer's spleen fell out. You let that happen. And, dear God, I wannt a drink really bad. Get it together, Tino!"
"It's clear you have a problem. Look, whatever it is you're on, pot, LSD, Oxy, tropical frogs... Whatever. You have to stop it. Not just for yourself, but for everyone who has to put up with you. Help yourself. Help your coworkers. But most of all, help me. You're keeping me from drinking. Stop it. Get off the dope, Tino."
It was almost word for word the same speech he gave to Jamie Madrox the other day. GOB wasn't one to waste a good speech.
Caritas was open.
[OOC: I will be distracted tonight. Ping me on AIM if you need me. Otherwise, mod Tino.]