Caritas - Saturday evening [Open]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

There was a sign posted at the entrance to Caritas:

G.O.B. Bluth Presents:
Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.

The sign fell face down, though.

Inside Caritas, familiar music was playing while GOB did some illusions as a warm-up. When that sorry show was over, he stepped up to the microphone and smiled. "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I introduce to you a new world. A new way of meeting people. Tonight I present to you..."

GOB turned around and on cue a large burst of smoke rose up behind him, revealing a banner saying "Three Minute Dates."

"There will be five rounds. When I tell you who you're with, find them, find a table, and feel each other out. Figuratively. Save the fun feeling out for later."

[OOC: I'm translating "three minutes" as 10 comments.If the first 10 go really quickly, you can take an extra couple to wrap up. After the dates will be business as usual at Caritas, so scroll down.

I'm home and good wherever you may need me.

Blair will not be attending. If you pinged in a Blair thread, feel free to reping with him not being there.

And don't forget, NO VIOLENCE! You'll be teleported out before you connect.]

All and Sundries// [9/16]

[union-jane.livejournal.com]

Having decided that it was high time to get over her completely rational, all things considered fear of the book section, Seras set about reorganizing those shelves into alphabetical order.

True, it wasn't as creative as Baldrick's methods, but it would save fans of...unique erotica from being sorely disappointed after buying a book about animal husbandry.

All and Sundries is open.

[OOC: The mun is spending this afternoon trying to learn the difference between Mandarin's second and third tones. Which is impossible because they both bloody sound the bloody same. But, yeah...slowest of slow plays.]

Cafe Fina, Saturday

[badassbutler.livejournal.com]

Alfred opened up Cafe Fina on Saturday expecting nary a thing. He lacked his employer's permanent sense of extreme paranoia and distrust.

Which didn't win him a lot of friends, but did mean he was almost never suprised.

_{[[Wait for the OCD]]}

Movie Sign Theater 3000, Saturday

[joel_sol]

Okay, Joel forgot to open the theater today, not that he thinks anyone minds. He remembers the important part, which was the rental later on in the day.

So he sets things up, takes inventory because he doesn't trust those crazy kids, sets up the movie and heads off to Caritas for his dates.


[Locked to Marty and Angela.]