norglomofnit.livejournal.comMoist was a (reluctant) man on a (reluctant) mission, that fell perfectly into the category of 'seemed like a good idea at the time'. Arriving at the post office in the pre-dawn light, he unlocked the doors and peered into the creepy shadows, a bit taken aback by the weird noise echoing off the walls.
He tracked it to the back room. Not Tiddles, growling and hissing, was crouched on a box (a pink one), and from the box came a muffled mewing. "Nice kitty." She swiped at him, and growled louder, but even Moist wouldn't leave poor, innocent kittens to Not Tiddles' tender mercies.
After a brief, and disturbingly pointy, interlude, he claimed victory over the demon cat and freed the box. "Plates? I risked life and limb for a box full of plates? With," he pulled one out, "kittens. That woman really is evil."
It was with a certain amount of satisfaction that he closed the box, bandaged his hands, gathered up the rest of Umbridge's mail and left the post office. This should make both the good sheriff happy and aggravate that horrible woman.
Moist really loved a plan with no downsides. (But he was seriously beginning to dislike cats.)
[ooc: That Moist was at the post office and savaged by a turbot Not Tiddles is fine for broadcast, what he was doing not so much, thanks. Umbridge's mail modded with permission.]