Yitzhak's hair was very impressive today -- considering he had a Dolly Parton wig on (with the, ahem, requisite matching pair of other accessories) he was taking up a
lot of space in the diner. Maybe twice as much as usual, considering how scrawny he was.
The kitchen staff were taking bets on how soon before he got too topheavy and fell over in those four-inch heels . . . you'd think they'd know their boss better than that by now.
Today's Specials
"Hungry Again" All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
"Great Balls of Fire" Spicy Meatballs
"I Will Always Love Ewe" Lamb Chops
"More Than Their Share" Double Bacon BBQ Cheeseburger
. . . yes, the
Help Wanted sign had matching --
ahem -- accessories and a Dolly Parton wig, too.
Luke's is open, and no, that's not silicone, but don't ask what it is.