glacial_queenIt was Fandom and so Karla was used to weird things happening. What she wasn't used to, however, was being stalked by a bright green and anthropomorphized piece of candy that was demanding she hand over her coffee. While wearing a handkerchief over its...face? Yep, that was definitely new.
Worse? It was talking to her.
"I have a riddle for you--what's gelatinous and hecka' mean and about to steal your Mabbish Coffee? Hint: You're lookin' at him!"
Karla was just going to walk faster and ignore the...whatever it was. While wondering what the Hell a Mabbish coffee was.
"I'll get you, blondie, and your little Mabbish Coffee, too!"
Don't make eye contact. Just don't make eye contact. Karla wasn't frightened, just...seriously weirded out.
"When the JuJu Boss asks for a Mabbish Coffee, then a Mabbish Coffee she'll get!"
Oh, thank the Darkness. Dite's was right there.
"Your Mabbish Coffee or your life!"
Karla sped up a little more and unlocked the door, letting herself into the shop and then slamming the door behind her. The jelly-bandit-thing shouted "Noooooo!" as it stood outside the door and then vanished in a puff of bright green smoke. Looking from her coffee to the empty street and back, Karla just shook her head and made her way to the back room. She just didn't even know, sometimes.