The Park, Saturday Early Afternoon

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April and her three-legged pit bull Cliff were just out for a walk, same as (...almost) every afternoon, when they happened upon a large cockroach. It turned out that they had vastly different survival tactics: April hopped up onto a bench without dropping the leash, because she was coordinated like that, and Cliff... ate the cockroach.

April was mildly concerned about that, honestly. So she could now be found on the bench with Cliff seated beside her as she Googled "dog ate cockroach" on her phone to make sure there wouldn't be any creepy surprises.

Like a good dog mom.

The Devil's Nest- Sunday

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Jaina had successfully made it back from the North Pole late last night (what the hell) and came in to work today fresh off of threatening the lives of pretty much everyone she talked to at Portalocity today. And sad to say, she was actually kind of relieved that she could get this angry again, even if she'd really, really, really rather not have to. Was there some kind of first class for portals? Could she start taking that?

SPECIALS
WARM DRINKS. BECAUSE.

And yes, Tahiri, she still had all her toes.