Portalocity Office | 13 Griffin Way | Thursday
Thursday, June 27th, 2013 07:22 amThere was an extremely large bug somewhere in the office, and frankly, Sam was freaking out a little bit.
Look, she had no issue with bugs when they were a normal size. But this thing seemed easily the size of her fist, and to be honest, Sam wasn't completely sure that it didn't have the ability to murder her. She was allergic to a lot of things. She could easily be allergic to this enlarged wasp-looking thing.
So she had a plan. A plan formed half out of panic, granted, but it was still a plan. She needed to draw in the sort of brave people who might be persuaded to kill this bug for her, and to do that, she needed to make a quick sign...
20% OFF TRIPS TO PLANETS WITH (INACTIVE) VOLCANOS
30% OFF TRIPS TO PLANETS FAMOUS FOR THEIR TREACHEROUS CLIFFS
HALF OFF TRIPS TO PLACES THAT HAVE BOTH
Please let this work.
Look, she had no issue with bugs when they were a normal size. But this thing seemed easily the size of her fist, and to be honest, Sam wasn't completely sure that it didn't have the ability to murder her. She was allergic to a lot of things. She could easily be allergic to this enlarged wasp-looking thing.
So she had a plan. A plan formed half out of panic, granted, but it was still a plan. She needed to draw in the sort of brave people who might be persuaded to kill this bug for her, and to do that, she needed to make a quick sign...
20% OFF TRIPS TO PLANETS WITH (INACTIVE) VOLCANOS
30% OFF TRIPS TO PLANETS FAMOUS FOR THEIR TREACHEROUS CLIFFS
HALF OFF TRIPS TO PLACES THAT HAVE BOTH
Please let this work.