April was pretty pleased about her job at the pet shelter - or at least as pleased as April ever got. The animals loved her, her uniform wasn't hideously awful, and she was teaching a parrot to say "go fuck yourself."
The one thing that she didn't love was the name. 'Furnado.' What was wrong with 'Everything But the Monkey'? It was just... so completely stupid.
But whatever. Short of teaching the parrot to say 'stupid name,' she didn't think there was much she could do about that, and in the meantime, she was in charge of choosing all the cutest cats and dogs to put in the room that could be seen from the window today. Get ready for scrappy-looking dachshunds, passers-by. This was happening.
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The one thing that she didn't love was the name. 'Furnado.' What was wrong with 'Everything But the Monkey'? It was just... so completely stupid.
But whatever. Short of teaching the parrot to say 'stupid name,' she didn't think there was much she could do about that, and in the meantime, she was in charge of choosing all the cutest cats and dogs to put in the room that could be seen from the window today. Get ready for scrappy-looking dachshunds, passers-by. This was happening.
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