Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday
Friday, November 1st, 2013 10:27 amWell, that had been Halloween. Sparkle really hadn't been all that into it until he'd loaded up on candy, and even then, it wasn't like he had any big plans to go out trick-or-treating or anything. He'd mostly stayed in his room with his cat, minding his own business, because who wanted to go out egging houses when you stood the risk of being knocked out cold by a falling Baby Ruth?
Kind of sucked all of the fun out of it.
He was feeling it a little more now, though, a day late and stuck at work... which clearly meant he was going to have to make up for his lack of Halloween spirit somehow. It really only took a few minutes before he had sharpied a Jack'o'lantern face on a cardboard box that a bunch of rabbits (not the cute furry kind) had arrived in, and now he was sitting by the door waiting for customers with a box full of little gift bags stuffed with condoms, coupons, little samplers of lube, and other assorted treats. The occasional lucky customer might even pull a voucher from the box for a free toy of some persuasion or another.
The little mouse that had hit his room up yesterday would be so proud.
[Open and OCD-free!]
Kind of sucked all of the fun out of it.
He was feeling it a little more now, though, a day late and stuck at work... which clearly meant he was going to have to make up for his lack of Halloween spirit somehow. It really only took a few minutes before he had sharpied a Jack'o'lantern face on a cardboard box that a bunch of rabbits (not the cute furry kind) had arrived in, and now he was sitting by the door waiting for customers with a box full of little gift bags stuffed with condoms, coupons, little samplers of lube, and other assorted treats. The occasional lucky customer might even pull a voucher from the box for a free toy of some persuasion or another.
The little mouse that had hit his room up yesterday would be so proud.
[Open and OCD-free!]