Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday
Friday, October 17th, 2014 09:15 amAh, Dite's. Sparkle enjoyed his shifts here, not just because it was such a sex-positive workspace (obviously), and even managed to be tasteful, so far as sex stores went, but also because it contained one thing that he enjoyed spending his time with more than any other item at any other place he'd ever worked.
... It was a short list, granted.
But that wasn't going to stop him from loudly singing Petey Sci-Fi songs while dressing up the giant metal rooster in Halloween-themed lingerie. Because it was festive, okay? And 'sexy chicken' was just as ridiculous as any other costume that tended to lean toward 'sexy' this time of year.
"Don't get hot. And. Fluuuuustered! Use. A. Bit. Of. MUSTARD!"
It was a pretty okay day to be Sparkle. Especially to be Sparkle strutting around with a yellow feather boa, playing out the floor show with a giant metal poultry sculpture.
[Open! OCD-freeeee!]
... It was a short list, granted.
But that wasn't going to stop him from loudly singing Petey Sci-Fi songs while dressing up the giant metal rooster in Halloween-themed lingerie. Because it was festive, okay? And 'sexy chicken' was just as ridiculous as any other costume that tended to lean toward 'sexy' this time of year.
"Don't get hot. And. Fluuuuustered! Use. A. Bit. Of. MUSTARD!"
It was a pretty okay day to be Sparkle. Especially to be Sparkle strutting around with a yellow feather boa, playing out the floor show with a giant metal poultry sculpture.
[Open! OCD-freeeee!]