Turtle & Canary; Thursday [07/20].
Thursday, July 20th, 2017 09:18 amAfter two and a half solid days of working on his cart, the Merchant of Miracles felt pretty good hobbling walking into the store on Thursday; his little shoulders were thrown back and his little chest puffed out with pride. "You should see it, Nahasapeemapedilon!" he said. "I did a realy find job, if I do say so myself! Better than ever! Better than before! Maybe I should thank that Scaramouche guy for giving me the opportunity to do a much needed overhaul on that piece of junk. You should see it! Prettiest cart you've ever seen!"
It should be noted that it looked exactly the same as before. The Merchant just added some cheap gold trim.
"And, lemme tell ya, it was so nice to get a good night's sleep, too. Can't get a wink in that stable with those unicorns. The Other One snores."
An accusation strong enough to make the Other One snort in irritation, because it definitely wasn't him that was doing the snoring, thank you very much.
Today's Squishy Flavors
Home Depot Orange
Lowe's Blue Raspberry
Red
Turtle & Canary is open!
It should be noted that it looked exactly the same as before. The Merchant just added some cheap gold trim.
"And, lemme tell ya, it was so nice to get a good night's sleep, too. Can't get a wink in that stable with those unicorns. The Other One snores."
An accusation strong enough to make the Other One snort in irritation, because it definitely wasn't him that was doing the snoring, thank you very much.
Home Depot Orange
Lowe's Blue Raspberry
Red
Turtle & Canary is open!