Trooper Station; Monday [06/11].
Monday, June 11th, 2018 06:11 amRosa was just sitting at her desk, flipping through a motorcycle magazine and trying to ignore the troopers huddled together, chatting quietly, nudging each other. She knew what that meant. And then finally, after several games of Rock, Paper, Scissors and a few failed attempts to prolong the inevitable (come on, best two out of three! Three out of five! Five out of seven!!), one poor bastard sauntered over to her desk.
"Hey, Diaz," he said, "aren't you going to do your usual radio reports?"
"Nope."
"Why not? You probably should."
"Nope."
"What if there's something really useful? Or helpful?"
"Don't care."
"Aren't you even just a little bit curio--"
By the time the trooper had almost finished that sentence, Rosa had set down the magazine, stood up, moved over to the radio, where she ripped it off the shelf and smashed it on the ground. "I'll pay for tha--" She pulled out her wallet, intending to to the usual shower of bills on top of whatever piece of equipment she trashed, only to remember too late that there were no bills in her wallet, because "Emily" had decided to steal the bike and go on a little shopping spree on Saturday and cleaned Rosa out.
"Just put it on my credit card. But, there, now no one can say anything about radio."
"We can still listen on our phones," one poor soul ventured.
"Yeah, or the computers."
"The next one of you who says one more goddamn word about radio," Rosa said, "is getting their helmet used for target practice. While they're still wearing it."
Rosa went back to her desk and to reading her magazine.
"Hey, Diaz," he said, "aren't you going to do your usual radio reports?"
"Nope."
"Why not? You probably should."
"Nope."
"What if there's something really useful? Or helpful?"
"Don't care."
"Aren't you even just a little bit curio--"
By the time the trooper had almost finished that sentence, Rosa had set down the magazine, stood up, moved over to the radio, where she ripped it off the shelf and smashed it on the ground. "I'll pay for tha--" She pulled out her wallet, intending to to the usual shower of bills on top of whatever piece of equipment she trashed, only to remember too late that there were no bills in her wallet, because "Emily" had decided to steal the bike and go on a little shopping spree on Saturday and cleaned Rosa out.
"Just put it on my credit card. But, there, now no one can say anything about radio."
"We can still listen on our phones," one poor soul ventured.
"Yeah, or the computers."
"The next one of you who says one more goddamn word about radio," Rosa said, "is getting their helmet used for target practice. While they're still wearing it."
Rosa went back to her desk and to reading her magazine.