Trooper Station; Monday [05/18].

[died8yearsago]

"What?" asked Rosa, frowning with her eyebrows at the troopers. "So I take one weekend off to try and patch things up with my mom and I come back and there's people missing?"

The troopers confirmed that, yes, this was the case.

"You know I had to sit through the entire Minions musical this weekend, right?" said Rosa, who wanted at least someone to have to share in her suffering for this.

The troopers expressed their deepest condolances.

Rosa didn't buy it for a second, eyeing them suspiciously as she, with her coffee now, returned to her desk and had a seat.

"And we're sure," she ventured, "that she didn't just wake up one morning and realize she was dating Duke Crocker?"

And, yes, the troopers wore helmets, but Rosa recognized a look even when she didn't see it.

"What?" she asked. "I've skipped out on entire continents before just to get out of a relationship."

There was still a look there. It was a different look, but it was there, Rosa could tell. So she sighed.

"Fine," she said. "You know what to do. Keep a close eye and an ear on the ground, get in touch with the squirrels, if anyone else goes missing, we need to be the first to know about it. People start going missing at the start of a new session around here, who knows where it's going to lead? Maybe we can get a head start before people wind up in volcanoes or nightmare forest prisons or giant glaciers or whatever else stupid thing we're going to have to deal with next."

But, really, Rosa still wanted to put her money down on her first guess. Blake seemed like a smart girl, after all, but this was Fandom. There was no way it was going to let things be that simple.

The Trooper Station is open!

Turtle & Canary; Monday [05/18].

[somethingwithturquoise]

Sooooo.....it would appear that a Scavenger Hunt class was taking place on the same day as Summer's usual day at the store, and she felt like she could really do something with that, though she wasn't quite sure what yet. Was it cheating, ultimately, to just pop into a store that sold almost anything (except duct tape)? Possibly. But that seemed like something that wasn't her problem. ANd she figured not everything in the Scavenger Hunt would be T&C-solvable...you could get really creative with it, after all, and Weirdly Specific...but she felt the odds were in her favor.

So she got out the posterboard and some markers and really considered pestering Astrid into coming back just because she was so much better at signs that Summer (who just compensated for her lack of talent with more glitter) would ever be.

Welcome to Turtle & Canary!
HUNT no more!
We've got everything in STORE!
Special Deals for Scavenger Hunt Items
Turtle & Canary Only!
Inquire Inside!


Also, WE'RE HIRING!
Come work with us!
It's a pretty sweet gig!

Today's Squishy Flavors
Lemon
Cheese Souffle
Red

Turtle & Canary is open!

Dite's Decadent Delights, Monday

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier had a job! Another job. One that wasn't teaching or singing. It was all very novel and interesting if only for what the place sold.

But for now, he wasn't getting himself acclimated to the inventory, he was busy with this wonder called the internet. Mostly Spotify. This post is brought to you by Spotify.

"I should be allowed to skip more than this," Jaskier informed the website sullenly, leaving him stuck with a song he'd deemed not worth his time as he waited for the next bop to turn up on his playlist.

[open!]

Monday: Covent Garden Flowers

[mylandmyrules]

Nell smelled an awful lot like chickens today, but the plants didn't seem to mind. She was cheerful enough to be singing as she worked - songs she'd sung often enough that some of the lilies in the back hummed along on the chorus.