Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [06/01].

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Barring a whole indicent where her dad had to be shipped off to some alien space hospital for eating a pint of mutant-bacteria infected Cherry Garcia ice cream that had been in her grampa Rick's off-limits freezer drawer and causing an intergalactic crisis by refusing to donate his junk to save the life of the galaxy's most influential civil rights leader, Summer had actually had a pretty good weekend home. Really, it could have been so much worse, and she and her mom had actually had a really good time catching up, even if it did take some work to convince her that, yes, things were good, and, no, she wasn't a clone, she just figured it had been a while and wasn't she allowed to sometimes miss her family?

But then it was back on Monday, so she could check in on the store and do her usual ordering, and try an not be annoyed by the fact that Apu seemed to be really dedicated to celebrating Flip a Coin Day by not doing anything without flipping a coin about it first. Look, Apu. Summer respected the idea of just leaving things to chance and going with the flow, but all she'd done was ask you to mop up a spill in Aisle Handwavey, it was kind of just your job, either you did it or how about Summer flipped a coin to see what motivated better: her shoe in his ass or her fist in his gut.

Apu flipped a coin, which meant he apparently decided to be moody and sulky about Summer's threats rather than angry.

Ah, home sweet home.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Salmon
Olive Oil
Red

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