Turtle & Canary; Monday [06/14].
Monday, June 14th, 2021 06:18 amIt wasn't the fact that the store was decked out in streamers and balloons that Monday, not the same streamers and balloons meant to give off an aquatic vibe like on Friday, but, instead, more basic, clearly birthday-orientated ones, that surprised Summer. After all, she wouldn't put it past Apu to want to celebrate her birthday, even so far ahead of the actual day, and she would have been a little flattered by it. What surprised Summer about the decor in the store when she came in that day was that there was a banner hanging over the counter that made it clear that it was not for Summer at all.
"Who the fuck is Amy?" she asked, squinting at the banner proudly wishing this Amy a Happy Birthday.
Apu explained to her that he actually didn't know, but he did know it was her birthday, and it was apparently a big deal.
Summer, suspicious about this, immediately went to her phone.
Sure, it was probably some Amy's birthday today; there were infinite possibilities, so therefor there were infinite Amys celebrating their birthday today, but Summer was pretty sure she found what the problem was.
"Apu," she said, turning her phone toward him so he could see, "it's not Amy's Birthday, but the Army's Birthday today."
Apu looked from Summer's phone, to the banner, back to Summer's phone, and promptly facepalmed.
But it was fine. They could just add an R in there totally inconspiciously, throw around a few plastic toy soldiers, and maybe no one would notice.
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"Who the fuck is Amy?" she asked, squinting at the banner proudly wishing this Amy a Happy Birthday.
Apu explained to her that he actually didn't know, but he did know it was her birthday, and it was apparently a big deal.
Summer, suspicious about this, immediately went to her phone.
Sure, it was probably some Amy's birthday today; there were infinite possibilities, so therefor there were infinite Amys celebrating their birthday today, but Summer was pretty sure she found what the problem was.
"Apu," she said, turning her phone toward him so he could see, "it's not Amy's Birthday, but the Army's Birthday today."
Apu looked from Summer's phone, to the banner, back to Summer's phone, and promptly facepalmed.
But it was fine. They could just add an R in there totally inconspiciously, throw around a few plastic toy soldiers, and maybe no one would notice.
Free today if you're named Amy!
Strawberry Shortcake
Bourbon
Red
Turtle & Canary is open!