There was a lot of commotion in the trooper station as they actually had recieved their first ever
emergency call. The troopers were drumming to try and get into the conference room as Commander Appo held a briefing on the case. Maybe after all the waiting, they'd finally get some action. Everyone was spouting ideas on how to best proceed.
"We should invade the school and search all rooms for staplers!"
"Arrest the office staff and get the information out of them!"
"Bring them chocolates!"
"Use a stapler locator to find the criminal and bring them down for justice!"
Appo sighed and wondered since when this legion had become a democracy. "Enough," he barked and the room fell silent. "You," he pointed to a trooper at the back of the room. "You'll drop by tomorrow morning to find out what's going on."
"Sir, shouldn't we respond straight away? It does sound like it's an urgent matter," another trooper piped up.
Appo resisted the urge to facepalm. "They're missing staplers and they're using rubber bands as ammo. This is hardly the next Sith War. It can wait until tomorrow. We have a duck incident to look in to first."