The office of Sam and Max, Freelance Police, was empty. Completely empty.
A tumbleweed rolled across the floor.
Crickets chirped.
Yup, empty.
Then the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet slid open and Max climbed out. "So, what do you think, Sam?" he asked as he hit the stop button on the tape recorder that was playing cricket sounds. "It really
does make it look like we haven't been in the office in ages, hasn't it?"
In an aside, he turned and faced where the camera would be if there were one and added in a stage whisper, "which is, OF COURSE, in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM what's actually happened."
"It's a remarkably convincing imitation, Little Buddy," Sam agreed, as he climbed out from under the desk and straightened his hat.
"I mean, if we
hadn't actually been in the office in ages," Max continued, "Leonard would have starved to death, and
that obviously hasn't... hold on." Max opened the closet door and made sure the bound and gagged criminal on the shelf in there was still in reasonably decent health. "And
that obviously hasn't happened. So, really, that's that."
Mr. Spatula, the fish who lived in their water cooler (and was currently Vice President of the United States), swum in evil little circles, and blew evil little bubbles in agreement.
"Oooh! Oooh! Watch this! I can make it do a wheelie!" Max pulled out a remote and spent the next hour playing with his new remote-controlled tumbleweed.
The big plate-glass window still had their
logo on it, followed by the line
Our Rates Are Better!
And they'd finally processed the fact that Reno had left enough to stick up a new sign that said
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