The Post Office: Thursday [ 08/25 ].
Thursday, August 25th, 2011 08:19 amWhile Butters was singing to himself while sorting through the mail today, he came across a very exciting letter that was addressed to him! Oh, boy! He figured he should have waited until he got home...or at least off the clock!...to open it, but there it was, sitting there, looking at him, with his name. Butters Stotch. Calling to him.
He had to open it and he discovered a letter from his parents:
"Dear Butters," (it read)
"Your mother and I have been doing an awful lot of thinking. What with everything that has happened in South Park while you were away at camp --your friend Eric tried to harvest the powers of the Hindu goddess Kali and then there was that whole muddy incident with Taylor Swift-- we were thinking it might be safer if you were to continue your education there at Fandom High. Yes, we know about all the monsters and you can be expecting a phone call about your being grounded if you were infected, Butters, but we'll take you being exposed to Lovecraftian terrors over mutant bees any day.
We love you, Butters, and we've very proud of you.
Love, your Parents."
Butters had to read over the letter again to make sure it said what he thought it did. He didn't have to go back and attend Park County Consolidated High School? He could stay here? Really?
Letter and envelope went flying over his head as he threw up his hands and started dancing.
"Yippee!"
The Post Office is open!
He had to open it and he discovered a letter from his parents:
"Dear Butters," (it read)
"Your mother and I have been doing an awful lot of thinking. What with everything that has happened in South Park while you were away at camp --your friend Eric tried to harvest the powers of the Hindu goddess Kali and then there was that whole muddy incident with Taylor Swift-- we were thinking it might be safer if you were to continue your education there at Fandom High. Yes, we know about all the monsters and you can be expecting a phone call about your being grounded if you were infected, Butters, but we'll take you being exposed to Lovecraftian terrors over mutant bees any day.
We love you, Butters, and we've very proud of you.
Love, your Parents."
Butters had to read over the letter again to make sure it said what he thought it did. He didn't have to go back and attend Park County Consolidated High School? He could stay here? Really?
Letter and envelope went flying over his head as he threw up his hands and started dancing.
"Yippee!"
The Post Office is open!