Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday
Friday, March 15th, 2013 08:26 am"Pretty sure you're not supposed to be hiding inside that thing, guys."
It was a nice, normal day at Dite's. Sparkle was surrounded on all sides by sex paraphernalia, the cock was wearing a pretty sun hat and shades today, and there were squirrels tucked away in nooks and crannies around the store.
Or, rather, a very particular nook.
"Seriously, though. Those are the Japanese imports. They're not even cheap. How are we supposed to display those if they're covered in... like... pikachu cooties?"
He idly unwrapped a dick-shaped chocolate pop and bit then end off, staring at the weird squirrel things suspiciously.
"Is that even hygienic? Can we even sell those things now?"
Yep. A totally normal day.
[Open and OCD-free!]
It was a nice, normal day at Dite's. Sparkle was surrounded on all sides by sex paraphernalia, the cock was wearing a pretty sun hat and shades today, and there were squirrels tucked away in nooks and crannies around the store.
Or, rather, a very particular nook.
"Seriously, though. Those are the Japanese imports. They're not even cheap. How are we supposed to display those if they're covered in... like... pikachu cooties?"
He idly unwrapped a dick-shaped chocolate pop and bit then end off, staring at the weird squirrel things suspiciously.
"Is that even hygienic? Can we even sell those things now?"
Yep. A totally normal day.
[Open and OCD-free!]