Freedom Arms, Friday

[nottrivial]

Alec had a dog with him at work today, and anyone who thought that that might be dangerous obviously had no idea how clueless about weapons Sparkle was.

It still wasn't idea for professional reasons to have a dog at the shop, but at the very least, Alec could say with about ninety-nine percent certainty that Sparkle was going nowhere near the guns in his corgi'd state. Or, you know, probably ever.

And it was thanks to the 'bark once for yes, bark twice for no' strategy that Alec came up with today's discount.

20% off most knives
30% off the sparkly ones

Devil's Nest, Friday Evening

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

Last night's movie scores became tonight's Broadway Soundtracks. Allie wasn't sure if she should be surprised that Tiny knew the words to everything the DJ played. It wasn't too bad, until he started caterwauling along to a song about midnight and the moon losing its memory.

It was almost enough to make Allie miss being a bat.

The Park, Friday Afternoon

[justonecondition]

It was turning out to be a weird day for Bruce.

First he had woken up from a weird dream about truckers to find every electronic time-keeping device in his hotel room claiming that today was actually in 1970. After correcting all two of the timepieces, Bruce decided to venture outside for a while, an endeavor that began with a trip to the coffee shop that somehow resulted in Bruce shuffling around, blushing at the friendly barista who immediately started to ask him questions, and leaving without ordering anything.

Finally he made it to the park, figuring that that, at least, had to be manageable. Then, a dark-haired young woman with a three-legged dog in tow sprinted toward the very bench Bruce was sitting on, hurriedly tethered the dog's leash to the bench, and ran off, yelling, "I have to pee, don't let him get loose!"

Bruce blinked.

The dog blinked back.

"Uh," Bruce said. "Hello."

The dog licked his hand.

[[a part of this is method RP, but most of it is just me being weird. open! please entertain me.]]

Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

[icecoldfrost]

Inventory Day meant Emma was happily seated amongst piles and piles of various and sundry sex-toys while checking her stock and seeing what needed re-ordering and what had been sitting around long enough that she should put it on sale to move it along.

Happy Pride Month!
25% off all rainbow-colored gear
50% off Body Glitter

Dite's Decadent Delights was there to serve you.

[OOC:OCD Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Caritas, Friday Evening

[newroutines]

"Stop looking at me like that."

Tino kept glaring at Mike. It was definitely worse than usual. And maybe he had a reason. Well, more of one than usual, even if Mike didn't really think so.

"Hey, it's partly your fault I had to take my shirt off, okay?" he said, shrugging his shoulders. His bare shoulders, it should be added. Bare like his chest and his back, yes. There were some flecks of glitter sticking to his skin. "Come on, there was no fucking way I could've known that drawer was like booby-trapped with glitter! And it was you who screamed like a girl and threw a pitcher of water at me. Which, I might add, did nothing to get the glitter off my shirt so thanks for nothing, man."

Tino glared some more, then grumbled something about getting a mop clean up the rest of the water and glitter off the floor behind the bar, before turning to go do exactly that.

"Yeah, you should just be glad I didn't take my pants off too."

Tino's response was not one fit for polite society.