Cafe Fina [Saturday Afternoon]

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It was, as it always was, a wonderful day for an unbirthday party! The Mad Hatter didn't let something small like the absence of the March Hare or Dormouse deter him. No, sir! He tumbled down the stairs and right into the middle of Cafe Fina!

"Fetch me my tea!" The Mad Hatter proclaimed, ignoring the looks of surprise from the staff around the restaurant. They were going to have to get used to this. The Mad Hatter waddled over to his chair and sat down, peering around the restaurant critically. This would do, this would do just fine.

"What day is it?" the Mad Hatter shouted at some nearby staff member. The staff member started to answer but the Mad Hatter cut him off. "No, don't tell me! I know this! I'm excellent at riddles!"

He pushed a finger against his temple, brow furrowing in deep, deep thought.

And then he laughed. It probably sounded a little hysterical.

"It's the day that comes after yesterday but before tomorrow! Yes! That's right!"

Cafe Fina was open and was being manned by someone crazier than normal.

[Open, of course. Hatter ---> Disney-fied Mad Hatter]

The warehouse district- Saturday afternoon

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Spider-Woman didn't have the slightest clue what was going on, but it wasn't like she hadn't learned to roll with the weirdness by now. Since she didn't know what was happening or who was responsible, she suited up and swung around until she found a nice little rooftop where she could crouch and watch everything below to get an idea of what was going on.

So far, she was still clueless. And in her more bored moments, she was counting visible stairs below. Why were there so many. Seriously.

[Open! Spider-Gwen, aaaaaa!]

The Perk, Saturday morning

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"I don't want to call this coffee 'lukewarm' because it's still not as bad as my 'lukewarm' review of Darby Donovan's latest play, but it still isn't good," Robert Benchley told the barista after sipping his coffee.

Yes, Robert Benchley, the humorist, author, and film actor from pre-World War II America best known for his biting tongue as part of the Algonquin Round Table and even better known for his fire powers as part of the crimefighting team, the Algonquin Four! A celebrated group of America's sharpest wits met daily for lunch at the Algonquin Hotel, enjoying barbs and bon monts, until one day... A COMET STRUCK and those present found themselves possessed of powers beyond the ken of mortal men! Powers as dazzling as their intellects! And so Harry Houdini, Robert Benchley, Woodrow "Woodpecker" Wilson, and Dorothy Parker fight ferocious foes! They're the Algonquin Four!

But this was only one of them.

"Fortunately I know how to fix your shoddy work, just like I'd fix Darby Donovan's even shoddir work; FIRE UP!" Robert Benchley's free hand turned to flame, and he dipped a finger into his coffee to heat it to a proper temperature. "Just don't let me see you heat anything up like this or I'll have to send a witty warning to the health department. Just like I did after walking out of Darby Donovan's play."

[OOC: Johnny is Robert Benchley, the Human Torch character from the Thrilling Adventure Hour's Algonquin Four. Open for coffee, insults to you, insults to Darby Donovan, and unflattering comparisons between you and Darby Donovan.]

The Park, Saturday morning

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Was this a dream? Ichabod Crane had woken up in an unfamiliar room that he certainly did not remember falling asleep in. Quickly he had fled the building and now found himself in a park. All this was quite disturbing, especially as Ichabod was supposed to be on his way to the village of Sleepy Hollow to investigate some particularly grisly murders. Now, it seemed, he found himself stranded.

Placing his bag on a bench, he sat down next to it. Was he imagining things or were there flamingos over in that pond?

[Open if you want to talk to Ichabod or just happen to be in the park. Ichabod is now Ichabod Crane from the movie Sleepy Hollow, played by Johnny Depp.]

Outside the Kwik Stop ; Saturday Evening

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Jeremy didn't know where he was but he found he didn't care either. He'd woken up in a different bed staring up at a different ceiling and decided that he must have had too much to drink the previous night and this was the universe's way of punishing him. Fuck the universe, anyway.

After pulling himself out of bed, Jeremy had stumbled into town, looking for anyone familiar. There was no Grill, no Elena, no Salvatores and no -- He blinked and shook his head. Everyone left him. It wasn't anything unexpected.

Jeremy picked up a few things outside of the Kwik Stop and was now passing time by painting the nails of one of his hands black. It was something -- His memory failed him again and he winced, rubbing at the spot above his eye. He couldn't remember why he'd done this but he was doing it nonetheless.

Maybe Anna was around and maybe she'd be okay with him changing his mind and wanting to turn. There wasn't anything else for him, was there? Maybe the life of vampire would be all velvet capes and loud music.

Or maybe he was fooling himself.

[Open, sure. Travis is now Jeremy from the eaaaaaaaaaaarly seasons of TVD.]

The streets of Fandom, Saturday afternoon

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After a brief panic attack over just what would happen when the guards discovered her off campus, Piper headed out into town to just enjoy the freedom to walk anywhere she wanted to. For as long as she wanted to.

There were so many stores. Like, she remembered that there were this many stores out in the world, of course, it wasn't like she had amnesia or anything but there were so many. Selling all sorts of things.

. . . If only she had any money.

[ooc: and Roland Chapman is now Piper Chapman. Open, sure!]

Caritas, Saturday Evening

[newroutines]

There was no Mike at Caritas tonight. Instead, there was a Susie Callahan. So... Things looked mostly the same as usual, except Tino was managing to somehow look even more surly than usual, and Mike had been replaced by someone of his exact height and build, but in a cute pre-teen sort of dress and with a big yellow flower on her headband.

Tino had suggested Susie do some work since she was there, but she'd loudly declared "EW, no! That's like, totally illegal and gross or whatever!" and then sat down primly on a bar stool to play this like, super awesome game on her phone?

Caritas was open. Or whatever.

[ooc: Open, no OCD! Mod Tino or talk to Susie, your pick! Except Susie won't get you drinks.]