Luke's Diner

[geniuswithasmartphone]

There were no notes at the radio station this morning, so Hardison stopped at the diner a little earlier than usual. And, hey, they had an omelette station set up. Who was he to say no to that? Sure, he had to argue with the Cook about whether or not he just wanted egg whites (he did not) and whether or not he wanted cheese and bacon (he did), but eventually he settled down with a giant omelette and a side of bacon and hashbrowns.

And promptly smothered the whole thing in ketchup, prompting howls of rage from the omelette station.

Hardison didn't care; this breakfast was awesome!

Today's Special's
Omelette Bar
Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice
Bacon, Turkey Bacon, Fakin', Sausage
Hashbrowns
No Ketchup

Turtle & Canary; Thursday [06/29].

[merchant_of_miracles]

A large crate had been delivered to the store that day, one that the Merchant of Miracles didn't really remember ordering. So after having the Other One sniff it out to make sure it wasn't a bomb or something, he got out a crowbar to help him pry open the top.

Instantly, he regretted it. Just like that, a horrible smell filled the store.

"Ugh! Chunder blossom! These weren't supposed to go to the store, they were supposed to be sent to the Goblin Underground!" The Merchant let out a big breath, trying to remember to breathe through his mouth. "Hoo boy, they are not gonna be happy. I'm not gonna be happy, this stink is gonna really get into pretty much everything. Nahasapeemapedilon, quick! Let's get all those smelly candles and light 'em. That might help with some of these noxious fumes!" Which he tried to wave away, but it only wound up making him cough.

"Wowza. That'll put some hair on your chest, woof..."

Today's Squishy Flavors
Kim-Chi
Limburger Cheese
Red

Turtle & Canary is open!