Covent Garden Flowers, Monday

[greenexorcist]

Yes Shiemi had been gone for a few days but that didn't mean she'd forgotten how weird Fandom Island could sometimes be. And today it was really being weird. Covent Garden... looked like a normal flower shop.

It had started when she'd found all the stock in place or as put away by the last shift. Then her quick tour of the store showed that nothing was missing and nothing was new. Nothing was the wrong shape or colour and all displays were properly set up, only needing a light dusting. The plants weren't talking or dancing or eating anything unusual (for them) and they all seemed to be in the correct pots and soils... even the fish seemed to be normal fish.

The windows showed the right views when the blinds were opened. The broom actually swept up things when she used it. The lights weren't odd colours and didn't give off smells or make music. The bell over the door tinkled like a bell should and only when the door was used. The register wasn't in some strange language or holding alien currency and the weirdest phone call was from someone who had asked if she would inflate balloons that were bought at another store.

Nothing. Was. Weird.


Shiemi was worried; had she come to the wrong island?!



[Open! Had to, sorry.]

Devil's Nest, Monday

[arboreal_priestess]

Tiny was still in trouble from the little 'prank' he'd been playing on her, calling himself a vampire to get out of having to anything outside. So Verity had decided that today all the windows in the bar needed to be cleaned. Thoroughly. With no streaks. Oh, and the outer walls needed to be power washed clean. And while he was doing all of that, she was going to come up with as many other outdoor tasks as possible.

"You should wear this," she added, tossing on a heavy peacoat she'd discovered in lost and found. "To protect you from the sun. All day. Have fun now!"

[No OCD]

Luke's, Monday

[vdistinctive]

So the new air conditioning was finally due to be installed today. Which was good, because the dishwasher had apparently hatched some sort of "clever plan" to make his own involving yesterday's leftover pancakes.

"I don't -- how do you even -- There's no --"

Once Eliot finished his apoplectic attempts at completing even a single sentence, he banished the dishwasher into the freezer by telling him they needed moose jerky.

How was this even his life.

Today's specials
Roasted vegetable pizza with ghost pepper sauce
Ghost pepper salsa with homemade tortilla chips
Ghost pepper raspberry sorbet

Luke's was open and OCD free.