Turtle & Canary; Monday [12/27].

[somethingwithturquoise]

While a lot of the holiday things could easily go right back into the back room for next year, there were, of course, certain perishable things (although Summer was pretty sure the fruitcakes would be fine back there) that she was eager to get rid of, but, instead of just marking them down to absurdly cheap levels just to avoid having to spoil them out, she decided to go for a different tactic this time around:

Welcome to Turtle & Canary!

The more holiday-themed food and drink items you buy now,
The less likely they are to show up in a jello shot later!

Which, really, a lot of it wouldn't even be that bad, but she was also thinking that everyone might be getting at least a little over eggnog by now.

That said, Summer tried to get through her inventory stuff quickly that day, so she could focus on extra supplies that were needed with the start of a new semester right around the corner, and then pretty much resigning herself to her laptop at the counter to deal with all that super-fun end-of-year bookkeeping and what have you that, honestly, half the time, she felt she should just send over to Nanao to do, since Shunsui probably should be doing this stuff, but she knew he wouldn't, and that woman had to deal with enough of his crap, anyway.

At least she could trust the fact that if he did notice Summer giving herself a little extra, extra year-end bonus....he wouldn't have an issue with it.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Candy Cane
Beef Brisket
Red

Turtle & Canary is open!

Diaz & Ass; Monday [12/27].

[died8yearsago]

Rosa sighed a little, shaking her head, before taking a sip of her coffee to attempt to at least wash a little of the bile of annoyance back down her throat. Really, at this point, she should not be surprised, what with her experience on this island, but, at the same time, it really astonished her that this sort of thing was still a constant, even after all these years, even when she wasn't even at the trooper station anymore. The biggest different was that they just sent her emails instead of phone calls, and she didn't have the convenience of just sending troopers off to go deal with them.

But, for probably the hundredth time since last week, Rosa set aside her mug long enough to just copy-paste the now rote message she was using to respond to a certain subset of emails she'd been receiving:

No, we will not be accepting jobs to help you find your 'missing days.' There was a thing. Those days are gone now, we will not be 'investigating' where they went in the hopes that they will be returned to you some day. That is not how time works.

I will gladly help you find your head, though. You appeared to have shoved it right up your ass.

Don't worry, that one's on the house, pro bono.

What? She was clearly a professional here.

Diaz & Ass. is open!