Diaz & Associates; Tuesday [03/08].
Tuesday, March 8th, 2022 04:46 amThank god the coffee was back, because Rosa was going to need plenty of it as she considered the meeting she'd just had with a client about a potential job. It was honestly pretty standard, boiler-plate work: one party, suspecting the other party of cheating, so you turn to a PI to do a little tailing and collect some evidence to make a case in what will likely be a big, dramatic blow-out between both parties, but, hey, as long as she got paid, then...
...the problem, really, was the fact that the client...had been a squirrel.
Which, nothing against squirrels (okay, no, plenty against squirrels), but also...ma'am. You were a squirrel? Literally your entire existence on this island revolved around you scurrying around and sticking your paws into other people's business and you still couldn't determine whether your squirrelfriend was cheating on you? It seemed a little weird. And something to instead annoy the troopers with. And sure, Rosa had done a case involving a chimp and a chicken before, but taking this one on felt like it would set a precedent that she wasn't sure she wanted to establish.
Plus, the proposed payment of rum and acorns was going to need some negotiating, she felt.
Then again, if nothing else came down the pipeline any time soon....
Diaz & Ass. is open!
...the problem, really, was the fact that the client...had been a squirrel.
Which, nothing against squirrels (okay, no, plenty against squirrels), but also...ma'am. You were a squirrel? Literally your entire existence on this island revolved around you scurrying around and sticking your paws into other people's business and you still couldn't determine whether your squirrelfriend was cheating on you? It seemed a little weird. And something to instead annoy the troopers with. And sure, Rosa had done a case involving a chimp and a chicken before, but taking this one on felt like it would set a precedent that she wasn't sure she wanted to establish.
Plus, the proposed payment of rum and acorns was going to need some negotiating, she felt.
Then again, if nothing else came down the pipeline any time soon....
Diaz & Ass. is open!