silent-robert.livejournal.comJay is pissed. He is also cold and covered with scrapes and twigs. He sits outside of the Emporium, leaning against the building. "Fucking tub o' lard," he mutters.
Silent Bob leaves the Emporium, closing the door behind him. Jay jumps up and starts screaming at him. "You fucking fuck-faced fucker! You THREW ME OUT, you asslicker! What the FUCK did you do that for?"
Silent Bob looks unimpressed. He starts walking, Jay following him, screaming obscenities. Finally, Bob stops and turns around. "The door was unlocked, dipshit."
Jay is stunned, and for once, speechless. He falls behind as Bob keeps walking, but he runs to catch up with him. "I knew that. I didn't fuckin' wanna come in." He looks around. "Dude, was the big white ball fucked up or what? You'd think we were trying to take his girl or something." Bob looks sideways at Jay. "Oh, right." There's another short pause. "What the fuck is up with chicks around here likin' the tubby bitches? Jay ain't gettin' NO love."
Bob just rolls his eyes and keeps walking.