Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 11:06 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
The pirate had not spent the last week in a rum-enduced haze and had certainly not accidentally jumped into a patch of poison ivy rather than the shrub suit that he in no way owned.
So ignore the sounds of itching that might be coming through during the broadcast. "It be Thursday, I be the pirate, 'n this be Wine, Wenches 'n Song," Barbossa said into the microphone. "This be the place t' make yer musical-type requests fer the wenches who be ignorin' ye or the mateys who be catchin' yer eye like somethin' shiny on the beach. It also be where I be dispensin' the wisdom I be accruin' through years o' spendin' time wit' some o' the dirtiest minded scallywags ever t' sail the Seven Seas."
Barbossa spun around in his chair. "The phone lines be open," he said. "Bother me. 'n while we be waitin' fer that first call, here be a special song fer Jaye, one o' me favorite wenches who be gettin' shot into space tomorrow or some such."
He pressed a button and David Bowie's "Ground Control to Major Tom," came blasting through the speakers.
So ignore the sounds of itching that might be coming through during the broadcast. "It be Thursday, I be the pirate, 'n this be Wine, Wenches 'n Song," Barbossa said into the microphone. "This be the place t' make yer musical-type requests fer the wenches who be ignorin' ye or the mateys who be catchin' yer eye like somethin' shiny on the beach. It also be where I be dispensin' the wisdom I be accruin' through years o' spendin' time wit' some o' the dirtiest minded scallywags ever t' sail the Seven Seas."
Barbossa spun around in his chair. "The phone lines be open," he said. "Bother me. 'n while we be waitin' fer that first call, here be a special song fer Jaye, one o' me favorite wenches who be gettin' shot into space tomorrow or some such."
He pressed a button and David Bowie's "Ground Control to Major Tom," came blasting through the speakers.