The Park, Friday Afternoon
Friday, December 21st, 2012 10:36 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
"Get away from me," April deadpanned at a cheerful group of gremlins with tiny little gremlin microphones in hand. She was just walking her dog; she didn't feel a pressing need to be harrassed by tiny animals she wasn't attached to.
The gremlins whispered amongst themselves for a moment, then launched into a rendition of-- honestly, April couldn't even tell what it was, becauseher player didn't know Christmas carols it was so off-key. In any event, that was the last straw for Cliff the three-legged pit bull, and he moved forward, making a noise that might potentially sound menacing if you had really tiny ears.
The gremlins scattered.
"Good dog," April said approvingly. She sat on a bench and patted the space beside her for Cliff to sit.
Between the two of them, they could protect this park from carolers. It was a new kind of heroing.
The gremlins whispered amongst themselves for a moment, then launched into a rendition of-- honestly, April couldn't even tell what it was, because
The gremlins scattered.
"Good dog," April said approvingly. She sat on a bench and patted the space beside her for Cliff to sit.
Between the two of them, they could protect this park from carolers. It was a new kind of heroing.