Demon Marcus, Monday

[that_oldsaying]

It had seemed like a dinosaur sort of day, so when Alluka made it into work, she was carting the over-sized dinosaur that Jono had gotten her.

She squished it tightly, set it by the front counter, set a flower hat on top of its head, and then went about opening the shop.

When she was done with that, she decided to hold a fashion show for her dinosaur.

Did it like this dress better than this one?

Or maybe this one was even better?

Demon Marcus is Open!

Luke's, Monday

[vdistinctive]

"That's not a pie," said the dishwasher. "That's a casserole!"

"It's called 'shepherd's pie'," said the cook.

"But it's not a pie! Look: 'A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough casing that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies are defined by their crusts.' That doesn't have a crust."

"What's that from?"

"Wikipedia."

"Not a reliable resource. The pie stays."

"But --"

"And this does have a crust. A crust of potato and cheese. The greatest crust of all."

"You gonna break this up?" the busboy asked Eliot. Eliot shrugged.

"They start throwing things, I'll consider it."

"Ugh, fine," said the dishwasher. "But that's a quiche."

"Egg pie. With a crust, see?" asked the cook.

The dishwasher threw his arms in the air and groaned.

Today's specials
Shepherd's pie
Spinach quiche
Cherry pie

Luke's was open.

Caritas, Monday night

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

You couldn't say Kenzi didn't experiment with the drinks sometimes. Some of those times were just more successful than others.

SPECIALS
Pumpkin Pie
Flaming Blue Jesus
Flaming Russian



"Shut up, Tino."