Quark's had been taken over.
Mona had immediately replaced the bouncers Quark had on guard with appropriately cocktail-laden
NPC dabo girls, after checking to make sure they could both reasonably control their new powers. The banner and sign out front had been removed, and the sign above the bar now had
accurate information, or as close as Mona could get to accurate, considering how often Quark liked to replace real liquor with the synthesized stuff.
Quark was busy pouting behind the bar, when he wasn't being interrogated by his new self-appointed manager.
"Now," Mona said. "What
exactly was in the cocktail that opened that portal?"
"That's a proprietary recipe," Quark said. "I couldn't possibly reveal it to anyone but a trusted friend."
"I will rip your ears off. Slowly."
"It had bloodwine in it, I can tell you that!" Quark gave her a nervous smile, even as he covered his ears protectively. "I don't really remember all the rest. It got very distracting in here very quickly!"
Mona stared at him, clearly unimpressed. "Get out this 'bloodwine', then," she said. "We'll simply have to experiment until we get something right."
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