special_rabbitAmaya had woken up that morning to a blessedly quiet and empty forge, which she assumed could only mean that this whole nonsense was over, and she could get back to her life as normal and child-free, with with a few new started weapons that she could maybe have Fjord finish for practice, hopefully with being able to blatantly ignore the fact that some of them were started by their apparent son.
There was the issue, though, that she'd blown through all of her coffee trying to survive a teenager and preteen with a proclivity for weapons and hitting things, so she was on her way to Turtle & Canary to get some more when she passed by the park and discovered that her two impossible children were not in fact gone, but, instead, were in the park, with crossbows, in the process of taking paces away from each other.
...how was that for timing?
"Zounds, what in the world do the two of you think you're doing?"
Both stopped abruptly in their paces and slowly turned their heads toward her. "Nothing," said Djodge, which was piggybacked by Zephyr's, "Duelling....er, I mean, nothing!"
"Since Zephyr's father is a coward and a no-show," said Djodge, ignoring the offended gasp that came from Zephyr, "she decided we had to duel each other as proxies instead."
"My father is not a coward!" Zephyr protested. "He is the strongest, bravest man in all of Daventry and Modesto! And he is merely doing your puny half-orc of a father a favor by letting him live!"
Amaya rubbed her forehead for a second, though it would do nothing to get rid of the dull pain that was all too swiftly returning and she held out her hands pointedly. Reluctantly, rolling their eyes, groaning and mumbling about it, they placed the crossbows in them. "Zephyr," she scolded, "don't duel your brother. Djodge, stop listening to your sister. Both of you just....I don't know...run around or something or whatever it is kids do until you get tired, and if you manage to not kill each other by lunchtime, I'll let you two pick whatever you want for food."
But she already knew it was going to be something on sticks. And these terms seemed agreeable to the two of them, and Djodge was already offering Zephyr a little crooked grin and heading over to the other side of the park. "Come on! I'll show you the tree where my dad left a big old scar from that throwing star up on the wall! Then you'll really see, he's not nearly as puny as he looks!"
And so then Amaya was left with two crossbows in her hands and two kids who didn't seem to know whether they hated each other or were best friends, and a very strong desire for this to be over with real soon.
[[because sometimes I have ideas. Open park is open for all your park-related needs!]]