All and Sundries, 6/1

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Baldrick opened All and Sundries with a turnip riding his shoulder like a pirate's parrot. He might have been trying on "Talk Like a Pirate" Day on a different day.

What?

All and Sundries is open. Baldrick is available for modding at will.

Thursday morning, at Sparky Repairs

[heterodine.livejournal.com]

Agatha was working again on the lesson plan, while idly wondering why John didn't open the store the previous day. She left him a note tacked to the bulletin board.

Store is open for all your sparky needs.

Empire Records and Bidet: [6/1]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie opens up the store for the public. Unfortunately the gnomes that had woke him up this morning have followed him to work and have taken over the store music system.

Apparently gnomes are fans of Slim Whitman.

This is going to be a long day.

Pirate Radio: Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6 pm]

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Aye, the pirate's back.

Because the last episode had been such a success, Barbossa decided to switch the program to the more popular "evening drive time" slot.

Okay, he didn't like being up by noon.

He flipped the microphone on, thumped his boots onto the desk, and began speaking.

"Welcome back t' Wine, Wenches 'n Song, where I--I be Barbossa, o' course--be here t' play yer requests 'n dedications, provided they not be somethin' I don't like. I also be here t' help ye wit' any love-type advice. And now that I be comin' t' ye after the lovely Mizz Becky's most instructive-type class on sexual...things, I be more than willin' t' offer ye any kind o' help wit' yer homework.

"The phone lines be open. Bother me."

Barbossa flipped on "Let's Get it On" --the Barry Jive and the Uptown Five version, naturally-- and waited for the phones to ring.

Caritas - Open [6/1]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

After spending the afternoon by the unlit campfire, chatting and enjoying the pirate's radio show, Veronica headed in to town to work.

The zombie band still had the steel drum and were now outfitted in Hawaiian shirts. She decided not to ponder that one too much for fear it would break her brain.


[putting this up early because I'm going out to visit my boss & her new baby after work. should be back online by 8ish EST. feel free to mod Tino getting you drinks and I'll pick up pings when I get home. I'm home if you want to play!!]

Movie Sign Theater 3000, Wednesday night

[joel_sol]

The theater's not open, per se, but that doesn't mean nothing's happening.

Anyone inside might hear the frequent comments coming from the theater, louder than the movie, mostly insulting Steven Segal. Because Steven Segal? Deserving of mockery, yes.


[Post locked to one person who knows who they are.]

Evening, Sanctity

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After spending the afternoon taking cuttings and talking to her plants, Zhaan settled into the shop to prepare several of the piles for drying. Carefully bundling some and flattening others, she worked with music playing in the background.

Her thoughts were still caught up in the past, and she felt oddly homesick as she seperated leaves and stems.

For once, Delvia had never seemed so far away.